An Actual Deer

DNI: Bears, Wolves, Coyotes, Bobcats, Cars This isn’t a grass? What?

[real-deer]

hi. did you know?

do any of us?

[real-deer]

do happen to have a catalogue of deer noises? I think they're really cool :3

sry I don't like putting my voice out on the internet like that :(

[real-deer]

googl is so deer-friendly gauys

[real-deer]

Mrs deer I’d like to apologize for scaring you when I took out the trash and diddnt see you until I was going back inside

thnk u for your confessionary as, penince you must not use a car for life to prolong the life of all deer in The World

sorry :/

[real-deer]

hell for deer is kinda just like normal deer life except theres like 50% more cars

[pumpkin-parade]

What sins are deer capable of committing

[real-deer]

tax fraud mostly :/

[real-deer]

wait i didnt think id meet a real deer…how fortuitous

u have to legally tell me if your a car its in the rules

[crazysodomite]

does this on your blog

[real-deer]

what a weird looking deer, whatever slaaaay

[real-deer]

Im so fucking embarrassed this literally JUST happened to me

[real-deer]

fuckin idiot

[real-deer]

zoo wee mama

[real-deer]

GRASS TIER LIST

S: GRASS

A:

B:

C:

D:

E:

F:

G:RASS

[buttstuffbo]

who even gives a shit

[real-deer]

What are your thoughts on shoes?

scrumptious or perhaps even delicious

[charl0ttan]

can uou drive me to deer practice

[real-deer]

how are you typing

hoofs? how are YOU typing

[real-deer]

hell for deer is kinda just like normal deer life except theres like 50% more cars

[real-deer]

saw trap idea: berry bush but u CANT eat the berries if you eat them you die

[wormtaste]

saw trap idea: tree of knowledge but u CANT eat the forbidden fruit if you eat them god (jigsaw) gets mad

[real-deer]

*sees the word fruit and gets so excited I almost pass out*

hehg-huh? i don dont know any of thos words

[wormtaste]

How do you know the movie “Saw” but not the Bible?

[real-deer]

they kinda just let u walk into movie theatres if ur a deer ppl just run away from you

[wormtaste]

Do they not let you walk into a church?

[maimoncat]

Worm, don't you see? This is our chance to do holy proselitism and introduce this heathen lost soul to our one god and saviour!

Dale

[real-deer]

what is even happening I am literally a deer