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Sadie, 22, UK Follow @sadiebotz

[toastbutteregg]

youre insecure

dont know what for

[gunsounds-deactivated20170824]

the best way to save money is to act broke

[elionking-deactivated20191020]

“act” broke

[xiaoguiwang]

there are actors that people refer to as shapeshifters bc theyve played in so many movies in which they look nothing like their other parts and then. there’s michael sheen.

[vampcowboy]

[drunkenhills]

I see this and I raise you: Stanley Tucci

It took me years to connect all his roles, they’re so wildly different. His talent prevents him from being more appreciated because nobody realizes it’s him everytime

[disposable-ninja]

In a way, isn’t the dream? You get to be an A-List Hollywood Star without all the baggage. You’re respected within the industry, you make millions, possess autonomy and can flex creative control over the projects you’re cast in, but at the end of the day you can walk down the street with your family no different from everybody else?

[princesconsuela]

Friends foreshadowing its celeb guest stars

[revenantplasme]

i almost cried when i saw this for the first time

[bisexuanal]

Why is this so funny skdkska

[monetdoesntgrowontrees-deactiva]

[theothersideofthechair]

Man: Hi can I get a haircut?

Me: You can but you’re going to have to wait for half an hour.

Man: Oh no its okay I’ll just take whoever’s available.

Me: No one is available right now. It’s going to be a half hour wait.

Man: Oh its okay just give me whoever can take me right now.

Me: There. Is. No. One. Available. To. Give. You. A. Hair. Cut. Right. Now.

Man: what do you mean?

Me rapidly losing patience: I have a colour and my coworker has a Perm. We are both busy and there is no one else in the salon. So if you’d like to take a seat we can fit you in in 30 minutes.

Man: Oh….. Well I don’t want to wait.

Me: Then I suggest you make an appointment and come back and you won’t have to wait.

Man: So there’s no one available right now?

Me:

[defydamage]

This is so much fucking funnier with the gif removed

[recommend]

Photos that look like real life glitches (x)

[geniusoflove]

god i love christian memes im so sorry

[geniusoflove]

compilation

[afairfight]

The contrast between Tan’s mantra and the rest of the Fab 5’s mantras is sending me.

[rainbowrowell]

Everyone else: 💖👍🏼🌈🙏🏼

Tan: You could try trying.

[finna-hallipinya]

I want everyone to know that Nintendo of America has a Waluigi conference room

[xtec]

this is where they decided he was uncircumcised

[cave-dvveller]

where they decided w hat

[ruinedchildhood]

[w4llhack]

You forgot the best part at the end of the article.

[hol-ohcene]

[stigmatagloryhole-deactivated20]

[stability]

this is modern art

[satanstrousers]

Shes a brick

[maccydoodles]

who?

[satanstrousers]

HOUSE

[cityrun]

me, starting a new game: i’m gonna be evil this time

me, 5 minutes into said game: Being Mean Is Not Nice

[feynites]

me, after failing to be evil: i’m gonna look up the youtube videos of that playthrough instead

me, looking at the videos: i can’t watch this

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

but it only works if 4 people are having sex lol

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

how many hands you got

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

two? don’t see how that’s relevant

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

allow me illustrate you

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

that’s still four people

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

i truly can’t make this any clearer

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

will smith isn’t gay. he has a wife and three beautiful, talented children

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

don’t know what you’re on about. will smith and slightly wider blue will smith have been married for years. they’re a hollywood love story