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[real-twitterofficial]

I am now a dated tumblr blog ;-; 

my mother ship has abandoned me. 

[rylandsgrace]

Barbie (2023) // The Good Place (2016-2020)

[foodffs]

[foodffs]

EASY FRENCH SILK PIE

Really nice recipes. Every hour.

Show me what you cooked!

[writing-prompt-s]

Your Tumblr username decides your profession. How is your first day at work?

[juliuscaesarofficial]

[waspcup]

Dear God

[waspcup]

there’s beasts in there…

[waspcup]

[bardic-irritation]

Ok so, assuming he's actually going to go through with this, the funniest possible way to proceed is for the entire internet to immediately be really nice to whoever succeeds him. Hype up all their policy decisions, minimal cyberbullying, just really rub it in for Elon that this was personal and it's not an impossible job, actually, you just didn't know what you were doing.

[legalise-greenleaf]

Wow so tumblr suddenly decided to really get my hopes up today huh?

[funnytwittertweets]

[catchymemes]

[hellsite-hall-of-fame]

(this is not a hate anon) i am blocking you because i cannot stand the color of the sky post but you are providing an invaluable service to this website. godspeed.

tbh that’s extremely valid and understandable

but still :(

[thatonenewdungeonmaster]

[funnytwittertweets]

[osha-official-the-sequel]

Osha I think there has been a misunderstanding, that post was not intended to imply anything about the stuff those damn spam bots keep advertising.

I was literally being torn to shreds by a fucking interdimensional rift on spacetime

The "rift" was tearing you to shreds... Okay. Sure. Weird euphemism but we can work with it.

[daisygardensinc]

osha you fucking idiot it isnt an euphemism I broke reality itself

[osha-official-the-sequel]

Idk. Sounds like what someone that got "torn apart" by a "rift" would say.

[daisygardensinc]

OSHA.

[funy-dog]

fucking interdimensional rift? 😳

[daisygardensinc]

YES ITS A FUCKING INTERDIMENSIONAL RIFT, NO I AM NOT FUCKING IT, NO I AM NOT BEING FUCKED BY IT, WE ARE ALL FUCKED DUE TO THE RIFT BREAKING REALITY AS WE KNOW IT

[funy-dog]

all being fucked, you say?😳

[daisygardensinc]

I am going to shove a shovel up your FUCKING ASS-

[osha-official-the-sequel]

😳

[osha-complient-wheeze]

"OSHA I WAS THROWN THROUGHOUT THE UNIVERSE AND I AM NOW BACK HERE, I AM SO FUCKING MAD AT YOU RIGHT NOW-"

[osha-official-the-sequel]

So glad you're OSHA compliant now :) you got better!!

[real-twitterofficial]

If you find the Mother Ship (Twitter Dot Com) while stuck in space time can you tell her she forgot me here ;-; 

[bevsi]

year of the rabbit 🐇💫

[saywhat-politics]

[soradsauce]

[gingertomcat]

"oh fuck we might give the poors an advantage for once"

Edit:

I sure hope everyone sees this

My version of this post is getting Hella reblogged

I didn't do my due diligence and just added a comment not expecting it to go anywhere

It turns out the original tweet is an Irish satire page

I agree with your sentiments and I want landlords to suffer just as much as the rest but I didn't mean to spread misinformation online

Please stop fighting in the comments about something that's not quite true

[real-twitterofficial]

I’ve got twelve followers, call me Jesus