stell ★

last woman on earth - Paris Paloma . I AM A MINOR / NSFW BLOGS (aka porn bots) DNI . queer punk kid . i like feminism (trans inclusive, this is not a terf space) fire and folklore

[soupdwelling]

guy with the coolest cane in the galaxy

[buniix3]

Got some Grade A Senshi propaganda right he- OH GOD OH NO

Senshi... I'm so sorry oh my god I dont know what happened or where that water bucket came from jesus christ all mighty

GO VOTE

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[the-irreverend]

Here's to hellsite solidarity!

[dogfluid-deactivated20181205]

[coff1n1997]

ofc you have blue hair and pronouns ,

[mich-vanadis]

In a world full of "Rocky hates Stratt" I am "Rocky thinks Stratt is brave for giving up the one person who understood her most"

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

And we need more of you guys

[zulius-kaltaris]

Vote Ryland Grace for Tumblr Sexyman 2026

Here's why YOU should vote for Ryland Grace in @mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026's tumblr sexyman poll

Upon making first contact with an alien species, he does a little boogie

was cold shouldered out of academia for calling someone a staggering waste of carbon because they insulted his thesis

wears a cartoonish bright yellow raincoat

also wears a BANGER cardigan

Doomed by the narrative

sometimes shipped with Simon iron lung (played by markiplier)

David Szymanski (creator of the iron lung game), the PHM twitter, and MARKIPLIER have all acknowledged it

simon was eliminated in an earlier round and Grace should avenge his husband

Also very aroace coded

after being kicked out of academia, went to teach middle schoolers. MIDDLE SCHOOL. And he genuinely loves it

Rides a bike to work. and not for exercise

learns how to use a modified pipe organ to teach alien rock children science

so so scared but trying his best

has a beautiful quilt that he curls up with and sleeps under at various points

cannot put his glasses on properly to save his life

VOTE FOR RYLAND GRACE TODAY

[fleshmesh]

Break the stereotype* of tumblr sexyman always being a skinny guy in a suit. It’s time for hairy muscled short fat muscular men with big beards to shine. Vote senshi. tumblr sexyman is whoever tumblr says is the sexyman. bring in the new era

He’ll make you bread

*(people keep poiinting out that sans won who is not a skinny suit wearer. i am not saying he did not win. i'm saying it's the common stereotype of what a tumblr sexyman is. sans winning only further proves my point that senshi can win)

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Final Round

Senshi (Dungeon Meshi)

Ryland Grace (Project Hail Mary)

Mr. Ant Tenna (Deltarune)

Remaining time: 21 hours 19 minutes

Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Guys it’s only been 3-4 hours wtf

[scenerwiththegreenery]

tumblr being real normal about this one

[justadragonflower]

update

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

I’m scared guys

[lostinthewrongfandom]

Let's make it worse!

[wellcome-to-chaos]

As of me looking at it rn

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Fear is all I feel

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Update:

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

That was so fast wtf

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

[just-m-0-n-1-k-4]

If I see ONE more person say Senshi from Dungeon Meshi should be disqualified from the tumblr sexyman finals because "he's conventionally attractive" I'll be on the news

HE'S A SHORT FAT MIDDLE AGED DUDE

H O W IN THE HELL IS HE CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE

[garbageonion]

may i also remind everyone that one of his two opposing finalists is ryland grace, a character played by ryan gosling

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

May I also remind prev that Ryland Grace is a character who existed for years before the movie and was just played by Ryan Gosling, he’s a character not the actor who played him

[dizzyisdizzy]

Routine Diagnostics Check

[brightself]

i'm not aroace because "i feel nothing" :-/ i'm aroace because i feel way too much about things amatonormativity has deemed irrelevant.

[leconartiste]

More of my BloodyMary au where Simon is a fish man (can you tell I really like mermaids)

[piratedllama-art]

Quarters only, please [x]

(done in procreate)

[wanderingnelipot]

[power-chords]

This Dan Piraro comic always makes me cry.

[tuttle-did-it]

When I lived in London there was a murder of crows that lived near me. I fed them often, they brought me presents (shiny rubbish and cigarette butts they found on the floor to thank me.)

When I moved, I’m certain they understood I was leaving because I had all my stuff and gave them lots of food and compliments.

But, they chased down my friend who lived in the next burrough over. They had recognised that friend with me several times and followed them to their house when they couldn’t find me.

They adopted my friend and it was now my friend’s job to bring them snacks and receive the presents.

This was maybe 6-7 years ago.

I visited London last year. Went to see my friend. The crows all not only recognised me, they tracked me down. We got into my friend’s flat and not twenty minutes later there was chaos on the balcony.

We open the curtains, the entire fucking murder is there shouting because they wanted to see me.

Crows are the very best birds.

[sifserf]

[1969chevycamaro]

I love this, specifically because it falls apart if they switch positions.

[ashiewoods]

Shirts we're gonna get #1

[flork-of-cows-official]

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