Twi[I'm normal and can be trusted around alcohol]

[18, Mexican, law student]—ok but what if bernard dowd. what if. the name is twilight. yes like the pony. why? because it is a close translation of my second name and I find that hilarious.

[pukicho]

Fat squirrel kept his distance but did indeed join me for my walk today. He followed at a distance. I Love you, fat distant squirrel.

[realbatberntruther]

dude why the fuck did my penal law professor make our final assigment like it was a tesis. the instruccions are to make it as one would make a tesis. MY DUDE I HAVE TO HAVE IT DONE IN THREE DAYS AND YOU WANT TO HAVE IT AS ONE WOULD DO A TESIS????????? HELLO???????????? THIS COULD HAVE BEEN JUST A REALLY LONG ESSAY.

[realbatberntruther]

I'M STILL NOT EVEN HALFWAY THERE I NEED TO LOCK TF IN

[taters-for-tots]

I've found you........

NO!!! I AM NOT FOR EATING!!!!!!

[aestknowsbest]

Lies, I say.

[realbatberntruther]

dude why the fuck did my penal law professor make our final assigment like it was a tesis. the instruccions are to make it as one would make a tesis. MY DUDE I HAVE TO HAVE IT DONE IN THREE DAYS AND YOU WANT TO HAVE IT AS ONE WOULD DO A TESIS????????? HELLO???????????? THIS COULD HAVE BEEN JUST A REALLY LONG ESSAY.

[jupitersmooneuropa]

EMT bernard and surgeon damian working together. this has been a psa

[i-am-a-fish]

KIRBY AIR RIDE KIRBY AIR RIDE KIRBY FUCKING AIR RIDE KIRBY BACK AT THE WHEEL BACK ON THE WARP STAR, KIRBY MOTHERFUCKING AIR RIDE, KIRBY

[realbatberntruther]

can someone take me out of my misery and put a giant fan over México because we are AT 40°C DEGREES you know just how hot that is??? im starting to shower three times a day im not even joking

[roseandgold137]

Tim: I like cars… birds… fish… dinosaurs… superheroing…

Tim: …

Tim: am I a ten year old child

[guiltyidealist]

Could you maybe reblog this post if you think respecting trans peoples' names and identities is a basic right and not a political opinion?

No pressure. Just seeking some validation of my sentiment. Due to some. people

[guiltyidealist]

everybody go home the best tag on this post just dropped

[littlepikmins]

Tim Drake, hobbyist photographer, with a folder full of pictures of his boyfriend Bernard Dowd smiling at him as bright as the sun.

[realbatberntruther]

i could study for my exam (wich is tomorrow) OR i could keep writing that bernard fic. the answer is pretty clear

[realbatberntruther]

THE EXAM GOT POSTPONED!!!!!!!!!

[aestknowsbest]

@littlepikmins I have hyperfixated for a full. month. on learning how to draw cats simply for me to be able to confidently present Salem sketches and not be overtaken with the urge to immediately set my sketchbook on fire.

This is Official Salem designes and I don't wanna be told 'aest, salem is not real you made her up' bc shut up I've been drawing her for like 30 days on and off and watched yt tuts on cat anatomy okay?? (Fun fact: they have no collar bones!! This is pretty irrelevant information but Now You Know!!!) Like she is canon and I know this bc I was the coil of ropes lying on the houseboat deck when Bernard found her okay I saw everything.

[realbatberntruther]

i could study for my exam (wich is tomorrow) OR i could keep writing that bernard fic. the answer is pretty clear

[itsnaptimebaby]

Was listening to this song and could not get this out of my head, just Tim really tired from patrol, trying in vain to do the impossible and save everyone, feeling guilty for not succeding. Then he gets to Bernard's shitty little apartment and just... Feels at home, feels complete, and all those other things don't matter anymore because there he gets to just be Tim, who is Bernard Dowd's boyfriend (he's so fucking obsessed)

[realbatberntruther]

I just realized my mom is like Bernard Dowd in the sense that she's really into conspiracy theories. Like mom what do you MEAN you think the shadow government actually exist

[aestknowsbest]

I see we have a lot in common, for just the mother night I had to sit through a long-winded speech about the firmament and how there is a dome over the earth and it operates a vast ocean surrounding us, and them the topic switched to the American government hiding something about antartica from us and how there's something there and that's why we aren't allowed past a certain point. Apparently there is a giant icewall in Antarctica that's blocking us from something and it's likely a Wall dividing us between worlds?? And by that logic we are many earths connected and separated by ice walls?

My mother is a very special creature.

[the-jason-todd-impreganator]

The titanic never sunk fr though guys and we can't trust the government because they COULD lie to us, they can cover up whatever they want as long as it doesn't leave America in any way. We are living in their ant farm unaware...

[realbatberntruther]

Hold on you might be onto something

[littlepikmins]

Bernard Dowd video imo (because the guy kinda looks like Bernard, he's rating food places which is something Bernard would do and when he tries to make a normal video he ends up finding an illegal gambling operation)

[realbatberntruther]

I just realized my mom is like Bernard Dowd in the sense that she's really into conspiracy theories. Like mom what do you MEAN you think the shadow government actually exist

[aestknowsbest]

I see we have a lot in common, for just the mother night I had to sit through a long-winded speech about the firmament and how there is a dome over the earth and it operates a vast ocean surrounding us, and them the topic switched to the American government hiding something about antartica from us and how there's something there and that's why we aren't allowed past a certain point. Apparently there is a giant icewall in Antarctica that's blocking us from something and it's likely a Wall dividing us between worlds?? And by that logic we are many earths connected and separated by ice walls?

My mother is a very special creature.

[realbatberntruther]

Ever since the internet came to our house my mom manages to find conspiracy theories each even more wild that the last. Like how does she even finds these things. She doesn't even know what reddit is. She doesn't even have Twitter. The other day she came to my room and started explaining how I could potentially be sent to another dimension if I slept hard enough. wtf mom.