I don't fucking know i can't think of anything

21 || she/him (?) || ADHD

[creature-adjacent]

Carnivorous plants doin this is so funny to me

They don't wanna eat their pollinators :(

[questionablepastries]

[ayanovargas]

I completely forget that JoJa is even an option. Like, why would I even take into consideration evil capitalistic corporation in my Elliot dating simulator???

[valtsv]

i think that "claims to be pro life dies anyway" is the singular funniest phrase ever invented because there's just no coming back from that unless we suddenly get really good at necromancy

[valtsv]

pro lifer comes back wrong and they're really upset about it because they didn't get a. a. a ch

[probuccalfat]

i’ll never understand the grip harry styles has on some white lesbians… THAT’S your exception?

[totebagchicbariista]

okay but mines matty healy so i fear its worse

[probuccalfat]

you’d have to breach article 32 of the geneva convention to get this kind of nonsense out of me

[catspores]

the only acceptable white boys for lesbians are jerma985 and markiplier. everybody else must be meticulously screened and anybody denied will be cast into the blood pit to fight to the death with the other white boys

[probuccalfat]

y’all really tripping over each other to come say the most embarrassing thing possible… god bless your hearts

[probuccalfat]

baby that is a korean man

[ayanovargas]

I could've sworn he's washable but I could remember incorrectly

[ayanovargas]

?? I meant to say wasian

[probuccalfat]

i’ll never understand the grip harry styles has on some white lesbians… THAT’S your exception?

[totebagchicbariista]

okay but mines matty healy so i fear its worse

[probuccalfat]

you’d have to breach article 32 of the geneva convention to get this kind of nonsense out of me

[catspores]

the only acceptable white boys for lesbians are jerma985 and markiplier. everybody else must be meticulously screened and anybody denied will be cast into the blood pit to fight to the death with the other white boys

[probuccalfat]

y’all really tripping over each other to come say the most embarrassing thing possible… god bless your hearts

[probuccalfat]

baby that is a korean man

[ayanovargas]

I could've sworn he's washable but I could remember incorrectly

[uzazi]

ah the sun, bedtime

[frocio]

i love it when italians argue about italian. like we don’t even know how our language really works we just roll with it

[frocio]

[iphisesque]

Italian is 107 different provincial languages stuck together with spit and half a prayer

[frogcoded]

My bf lives in another region and we are constantly arguing about regional variations of words and we both live in the fucking north of Italy

[putaemo-cional]

one time i saw a map of italy but instead of cities and roads etc it was just covered w different ways you can say the word vagina. it was covered

[frocio]

oh I can think of at least seven ways to say the word vagina right off the top of my head rn. I can’t imagine what I could do if I tried harder

[criptochecca]

Fjgkahfmangksoajufnajejgnanfjakirjvjjs

[fishbizkit]

this is the Italian Vagina Map, reblog to… I’m not sure actually. Can’t hurt though. 

[cannot-think-of-a-cute-name]

reblog to Italian season your pussy

[uzazi]

@ayanovargas

[ayanovargas]

Yeahhh

To add onto the conversation: me and my roommates come from four different regions all with each regional dialect and accent.

Not only we sometimes have communication struggles (we often forget the Italian equivalent of one word) but we also randomly pick up each other's accents sometimes.

Also

Italian pussy map

[mumblesplash]

it’s so magical and beautiful that there are sprawling interconnected cave systems carved deep into the earth by various geological forces and you don’t have to go in them. there are miles and miles of stone passageways in total darkness that require you to exhale all the air out of your lungs to squeeze through parts of them and you don’t have to be there. some of these squeezes are underwater and require cave divers to take off their oxygen tanks and push them through ahead of them and me i am above ground looking at the sky as we speak. there are untold subterranean wonders no human has ever seen and i will not be the one to discover them #grateful #blessed

[mumblesplash]

so true there could be any number of undiscovered species down there all of which are none of my business and never will be. peace and love on (the surface of) planet earth 💕

[ayanovargas]

I'm going to sound extremely self-righteous and obnoxious, but idc.

I love seeing people play tomodachi life in the only wrong way to play it and complain about it afterwards. Like yeah the game isn't perfect, but you 100% ruined it for yourself by treating it like another tiktok trend instead of what it truly is: a slow-paced game, a sea monkey tank of your favorite people/characters/whatever.

"The game is so repetitive!!" "Always the same scenes!!" Yeah. Yeah, that's the point.

[bo0zey]

 i tried to be funny and it backfired miserably

[bo0zey]

it’s 2014 it’s time we moved on as a nation and stop reblogging this

[bo0zey]

every person who reblogs this in 2015 is gonna get their ass kicked by yours truly

[toweringclam]

"Damn this game is fuuuuucked uuuuup. Something has to be wrong with the creator."

What's wrong with the creator:

Every time, I swear.

[m1keville]

Hey guysss do u like my slimeknight hcs…

[seasunkenart]

fools will pt.3

imcrying AWWW LOOK AT AVERY

[robinstome]

there's no fucking way

[puckishshsh]

Let's just call 'em pickaxe duo

This is NOT a ship (oh god, please no). One — and two — Techno is just a character here, not a real person. I don't want any beef or anything. I just love Techno and D3rlord3. Appreciate you understanding

[shortbreadhorizons]

i dont know......... this is hard.........

[genersones]

I'M OUT OF IDEAS