i know in my heart that dick grayson has a crazy busy schedule and that he'll sometimes forget appointments. well not really sometimes he remembers but he lies and says he forgot cause hes so busy. so tim and barbara are like get a digital calendar but he never keeps up with it. so then his digital calendar is entirely managed by tim and barbara who are up in his business anyways. except he never checks it cause his piece of shit phone barely works enough phone phone calls and sms. so he prints out the weekly page once a week and just carries it folded and crumpled in his pockets. anyways im just imagining the horror of a work colleague or a parent of damians classmates seeing him pull out this dirty piece of paper from his pocket unfolding it revealing the craziest calendar schedule youve ever seen in your life. and then hes like oh gosh im five minutes late for my balloon clown shift at a quinceañera i have to dash and he drives off very badly and over speed limit with his piece of shit car. thank you for listening
