Ask Hawkodile

Official ask/roleplay blog for Hawkodile, the Royal Bodyguard of the Unikingdom

[realbodyguardoftheunikingdom]

What’s up! It’s your favorite bodyguard Hawkodile, and welcome to my ask blog!

I’ve been seeing Eagleator brag about how better he is than me, so I figured I’d make a much cooler blog than the one he has right now. Before we get down to the nitty-gritty, here are some blog rules I’d like you all to follow:

1. No shipping wars! Ships are meant to be fun, and conflict only takes the fun out of it. (Additionally, proships are discouraged)

2. No bigotry! This blog is meant to be enjoyed by everybody, regardless of their race, gender, sexuality, you name it.

3. No NSFW remarks! Please keep all comments and questions family-friendly, as this blog meant to be enjoyed by all ages.

And above all, no bullying! Treat everyone around you with respect, regardless of difference!

Feel free to ask me anything! You can ask me how my day’s been going, the secret to how I look so cool, if I’ll ever propose to Dr. Fox—wait, forget that last part!

So don’t delay, BRING ON THE QUESTIONS!

[askeagleator]

DUDE I SWEAR IF I HEAR ONE MORE PERSON IN THIS KINGDOM SAY I LOOK LIKE PEPPA PIG I'M GONNA SCREAM

[realbodyguardoftheunikingdom]

The resemblance is uncanny

[askeagleator]

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[realbodyguardoftheunikingdom]

This is so funny you guys lmfao

[askeagleator]

DUDE I SWEAR IF I HEAR ONE MORE PERSON IN THIS KINGDOM SAY I LOOK LIKE PEPPA PIG I'M GONNA SCREAM

[realbodyguardoftheunikingdom]

The resemblance is uncanny

[realbodyguardoftheunikingdom]

Quick hawk SAY THE FIRST THING THAT COMES TO YOUR MIND

[steelkunoichi]

i know i said this a bunch of times, but with the amount of folks who love hawkodile over here i think this should've rewarded him with his own spinoff show

i mean think about it, and lemme list a few examples - luigi, donkey kong, yoshi, princess peach and even wario from the mario series got so popular they got their own spinoff series. shadow from sonic got so popular he got his own video game. plankton from spongebob got so popular, hell he got his own movie!

now, if each of these characters got their own spinoff content, why not hawkodile? why not an action hero with an interesting backstory and has a good number of episodes centered on his status as the kingdom's friendly neighborhood bodyguard?

ironically, that's coming from someone who is a hardcore yumeshipper with his archnemesis eagleator. go figure.

[askeagleator]

I initially was about to disagree with this statement, until they said my name!

[realbodyguardoftheunikingdom]

Eagleator try not to bring up your own fragile ego challenge 100% impossible, am I right or am I right? LOL

[steelkunoichi]

i know i said this a bunch of times, but with the amount of folks who love hawkodile over here i think this should've rewarded him with his own spinoff show

i mean think about it, and lemme list a few examples - luigi, donkey kong, yoshi, princess peach and even wario from the mario series got so popular they got their own spinoff series. shadow from sonic got so popular he got his own video game. plankton from spongebob got so popular, hell he got his own movie!

now, if each of these characters got their own spinoff content, why not hawkodile? why not an action hero with an interesting backstory and has a good number of episodes centered on his status as the kingdom's friendly neighborhood bodyguard?

ironically, that's coming from someone who is a hardcore yumeshipper with his archnemesis eagleator. go figure.

[realbodyguardoftheunikingdom]

Will we ever get a sequel to your movie😭 your movie was my absolute favorite and I wish we get to see more of her👇(she is my fav)

[realbodyguardoftheunikingdom]

So your an orphan, your sensei died I think and your on bad terms with eagleator, do you like have any family like at all bro? u good?

[realbodyguardoftheunikingdom]

I drew you dude (the drawing is awesome that why I'm crine 🥀)

[realbodyguardoftheunikingdom]

Do you have any favorite kicks or punches?

[realbodyguardoftheunikingdom]

Hawk....Unkitty got into ur energy drinks....

[realbodyguardoftheunikingdom]

can you do a filp this time?

Sure, lemme just—

(yes i know i forgot eagleator’s feathers on his left arm pls ignore jbfrjgenerignetii)

[realbodyguardoftheunikingdom]

hmmm If I ask you out on a date, will you go?

[realbodyguardoftheunikingdom]

Hawk what colour are your eyes

[realbodyguardoftheunikingdom]

What kind of people do you hate the most?

[realbodyguardoftheunikingdom]

Hawkodile you are very adorable, very very very adorable

[realbodyguardoftheunikingdom]

Jake Pop: Real Bodyguard? Pfffft, Such a niche job