Ask Eagleator

GREETINGS!! Eagleator here - Hawkodile's EVIL archnemesis!! And THIS is my Q&A blog, so feel free to ask me anything! Disclaimer: This is a roleplay ask blog. Treat everything it posts as fiction.

[askeagleator]

Greetings! Eagleator here - and welcome to my personal ask blog!

Figured I'd hop on Tumblr, saw a couple'a posts of myself, and I thought, hey, maybe I should do one of those ask blogs myself.

So yeah, I'm Eagleator...y'know, Hawkodile's archnemesis from Unikitty... which the show would be a LOT better if I appeared more often, ya know what I'm sayin'?

I'm not one to follow rules but I got some rules for this blog! Obviously all questions are welcome, you can ask me about how my life's been going, my plans for the future an' all that, how's life in Hollywood, my thoughts on certain ships...

Which reminds me! Do not interact with me if you're tryna start shipping wars! They're not cute or funny or anything! And DEFINITELY don't be racist or homophobic or sexist, or bein' bigoted in general - I know I'm an evil tough guy, but even I have standards. C'mon.

...AND NO NSFW STUFF!! I'm from a literal family show...! (Please don't ask to touch my tail, it causes behavioral issues and stress problems for me because I'm half-bird.)

(...Especially do not interact if your name is Hawkodile. Just wanted to make that clear.)

But above all else, don't be a jerk on the internet...please...

ANYWAY!! Now that's been takin' care of, BRING ON THE QUESTIONS!!

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[askeagleator]

You have a large arsenal of weapons, so which weapons do you prefer to use?

And I got it as a Christmas present a few years ago! Nine year old me wouldn’t stop gawking at this antique while window shoppin’ at Thumbless Larry’s Sword Emporium, heh

[askeagleator]

Hey Eagleator, My friend probably drew you bc i gave request to my friend :3

Rate it!

[steelkunoichi]

what if eagleator appeared in pre-existing episodes that centered around hawkodile, except he is the main focus or plays a role in it??? idk

making this post because they kinda wrote eagleator to be hawkodile's "evil doppelganger" who is swiftly ignored. cries

this does exclude episodes he is canonically involved in, namely "action forest" and "the new nemesis"

this is gonna be dumb, not all hawkodile centered episodes are included

crushing defeat: eagleator develops a crush on someone (idk if he loses height because of his feelings crushing down on him), and that someone is himself (or score creeper. or me. idk) either that or he laughs at hawkodile's crush right after he defeats the cupcake monster, before we learn that he too has feelings for someone. idk (he was involved canonically, but he is ignored) license to punch: eagleator mocks hawkodile being forced to act normally because of his lack of a proper action license. threatens to take away his shades. both get in trouble with the law kitty and hawk: unikitty and hawkodile ambush eagleator and arrest him??? idk hawkodile sensei: he is also involved but like crushing defeat, he is ignored. but if eagleator was the sensei instead... buggin out: eagleator teaches abugail to become a badass spider, like how hawkodile was training four squirrels perfect moment: again laughs at hawkodile having feelings for dr. fox but too scared to confess cuz he's a chicken first flight: he flies a fighter jet and challenges hawkodile who is flying a commercial airplane to a race. the passengers enjoy it. hawkodile is competitive. dr. fox is scared shitless. the big trip: HE BEATS THE EVERLOVING, no, THE EVERHATING SHIT OUT OF HAWKODILE BECAUSE OF HOW HE ABUSED THE GANG. and rightfully so in my book old lady bodyguard: mocks hawkodile because he has to look out for edith. idk. but if eagleator is the one to look after edith then idk. it would be cringe tbh guardians of the unikingdom: eagleator is at the sword emporium buying a new sword because his old one broke...IS IMMEDIATELY BUSTED BY HAWKODILE BECAUSE THE LATTER IS UNDER SUSPICION THAT THE KINGDOM IS DANGEROUS THAN IT IS (or maybe he's part of billy bunny's book club; headcanon billy is related to dr. bunny maybe and a few people ship eagleator with dr. bunny) cast aside the truth: mocks hawkodile for breaking his arm because he got scared of a butterfly. idk how eagleator himself would react if a butterfly got all up in his face the very best candy: he plays the role of an elite four member from pokemon. probably bruno. his candy is a gummy gator because idk.

partially inspired by @jezabatlovesbats 's post about if her oc swanna appeared in unikitty episodes. so shout out to her.

[askeagleator]

How to make the show better 101

[steelkunoichi]

I dare you to draw Shirtles Eagleator that

Punches Hawkodile In a fit of rage

Cause Hawkodile defeated

(another test if Art block was gone or not)

bet

(hawkodile fans pls look away)

[askeagleator]

You love to see it!

[dailybuglebunny]

Realest post fucking ever

[steelkunoichi]

peppa pig lookin' ahh

[askeagleator]

Excuse me?!

[askeagleator]

Eagleator I'm sorry but the another wings grew this time He became Flandere Scarlet by just wings what if you have That wings..

U.N. OWEN WAS ME THE WHOLE TIME????

[askeagleator]

Hey, It's me again. And I have a question.

Why are you being so professional?

(Just curious)

[askeagleator]

DUDE I SWEAR IF I HEAR ONE MORE PERSON IN THIS KINGDOM SAY I LOOK LIKE PEPPA PIG I'M GONNA SCREAM

[realbodyguardoftheunikingdom]

The resemblance is uncanny

[askeagleator]

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[realbodyguardoftheunikingdom]

This is so funny you guys lmfao

[askeagleator]

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[askeagleator]

DUDE I SWEAR IF I HEAR ONE MORE PERSON IN THIS KINGDOM SAY I LOOK LIKE PEPPA PIG I'M GONNA SCREAM

[realbodyguardoftheunikingdom]

The resemblance is uncanny

[askeagleator]

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[askeagleator]

DUDE I SWEAR IF I HEAR ONE MORE PERSON IN THIS KINGDOM SAY I LOOK LIKE PEPPA PIG I'M GONNA SCREAM

[steelkunoichi]

WE ARE THE EAGLEATORLINGS PLEASE FEED US

[steelkunoichi]

i know i said this a bunch of times, but with the amount of folks who love hawkodile over here i think this should've rewarded him with his own spinoff show

i mean think about it, and lemme list a few examples - luigi, donkey kong, yoshi, princess peach and even wario from the mario series got so popular they got their own spinoff series. shadow from sonic got so popular he got his own video game. plankton from spongebob got so popular, hell he got his own movie!

now, if each of these characters got their own spinoff content, why not hawkodile? why not an action hero with an interesting backstory and has a good number of episodes centered on his status as the kingdom's friendly neighborhood bodyguard?

ironically, that's coming from someone who is a hardcore yumeshipper with his archnemesis eagleator. go figure.

[askeagleator]

I initially was about to disagree with this statement, until they said my name!

[uniwoodaublog]

Jake Pop: H-Hello, Mr. Eagleator! Can you t-talk to the directors about of-f-ffering me an audition for a movie role? Pleeeeeeaaaaase!

[askeagleator]

Jake Pop: Howdy, Eagleator-San. Remind me again, where do you work?

[askeagleator]

Why are you here?

Dunno, but I'm glad that Hawkodile ain't here right now, heh

[steelkunoichi]

daddy

[askeagleator]

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