Those Sweet Shades™

pfp art by @tinatheartcatblog hypersharing eagleator yume who cries a lot - my mental health is kind of a mess rn this is my main account. i am a 22 year old triple A battery (asexual, aromantic, autistic) i use any pronouns but preferably she/they but tbh idc, go crazy as long as you are respectful

[steelkunoichi]

should probably do an intro

name: steel pronouns: she/they age: 22 (unc status) dob: nov 3 from: united states, regrettably

interests: unikitty show (specifically for YOU-KNOW-WHO), mixels, sports stuff (hockey, football, etc, idk), tadc, mario, sonic, kirby, pokemon, punch-out, mortal kombat, joost klein, etc etc etc idk

i'm ace but i respect everybody and want everyone to be happy

if you disrespect people's opinions, or are racist/sexist/homophobic/just spewing hate speech, g***cide deniers, or trying to scam people for commissions or anything like that, pls do not interact or i will probably want to block you

unifrown shippers and other proshippers pls dni

anyways eagleator 4 life <3

OFFICIAL EAGLEATOR FAN CLUB • Community on Tumblr

E@GL8R4LIFE

[steelkunoichi]

my account is literally dying and i believe i have done something wrong

[musashi]

Hey can you guys reblog Cheeseburger so he can take a sunbeam nap on lots of blogs. No other reason I just want you guys to see him.

[steelkunoichi]

if you still ship unikitty x master frown well after careen ingle confirmed unikitty is a minor, then you are no longer welcome in this fandom.

[steelkunoichi]

why does tumblr not like me

[steelkunoichi]

i still wish eagleator got more content from the show. literally nothing else has changed about me besides the pfp change (shout-out to @tinatheartcatblog for permission for the art)

again just seven episodes, five if you exclude reused footage and his name being mentioned but he never appears, two if you only count major roles, isn’t enough.

it’s not enough

he needs MORE!!

WHO’S WITH ME?

[steelkunoichi]

eagleator x reader/listener content yay: eagleator wants attention (m4a reverse comfort, tons of angst)

parentheses indicate actions

(Y/N walks into Eagleator’s room to check up on him)

*slightly bothered* What.

…What do you want from me?

…

*sighs*

Whatever.

…

I… I’m fine… *his voice is shaky but grows stern* I’m fine.

I’m fine, okay? I’m…

…

The hell do you mean I’m not fine?

I’m fine.

I’m…

I’m just……..

It’s….just……

…

I don’t know. I just…

……

……

(he finally confesses after silence)

It’s just not the same as it was before…

…..

You’re familiar with Hawkodile, right?

The guy who’s like…the bodyguard of the kingdom and stuff?

Yeah, him….. we were friends once.

We used to train together and everything…

And then…

(his voice grows shaky)

Th-then our sensei rewarded him the shades…and I got mad, and I… I destroyed everything…

I… I really wanted the shades and… years later I came back for more, and more… and more…

Then things just…changed.

I wanted to challenge Hawkodile, I wanted to compete with him and show him who the better man was.

And he never answered…

(he gradually sniffs as his voice wavers)

It’s like he forgot I was even there….

Always hangin’ out with his stupid friends…..!

E-especially that… th-that stupid pink cat who almost ended my life….

I…I moved on from that scumbag…I actually tried challenging other people to compete with me, and….

They just…went about their lives as if I was never born……

……….

(he is now on the verge of tears)

It’s… (sniff) it’s like the entire kingdom is against me.

Even when I’m not the aggressive brute I usually am…

Every ounce of blood, sweat and tears I put into anything I do, it doesn’t matter to them as long as it’s me….

They never care for me, they never love me, they never believe me…

They always focus on that stupid…. STUPID pink brat…!!

(close to breaking)

Why?? Is it because I hurt one of her stupid friends??? …Is that why no one wants to be near me??? Is that why everyone hates me???

IT ISN’T FAIR….!!

(Eagleator finally hits his breaking point and starts sobbing uncontrollably.)

EVERYONE FUCKIN’ HATES ME!!! … EVERYONE FUCKIN’ HATES ME!! …. Everyone f-fuckin’ hates me….!!!

(his face wet with tears, he notices Y/N looking at him with concern)

D-don’t you dare look at me….!

Just… j-just don’t…….!

N-nobody actually loves me…… Nobody actually loves me…… Nobody actually……. nobody actually cares about me, ever……… they all hate me…….. they don’t want me here……..

(he continues sobbing. after a while Y/N places their hand on his shoulder)

…Wh-what…..?

You…… y-you mean to say… you….you really do care about me?

…..Y-you’re joking…… you have to be pullin’ both my legs, man…..

………………

(Y/N hugs Eagleator)

Y-you can’t be serious, man…….

Wh-why….why are you being…so…. nice to me….?

………..

N-no… I’m…

I’m not crying.

I’m not….

It’s……. i-i-it’s………..

(Eagleator weeps again, and hugs Y/N back)

Y’know……

I think…. you might be the first person ever to actually say that to me……. (sniff)

I’ve never truly felt wanted up until now……

…….

I’m…. I’m sorry I’m acting like this……

……….

…..You’re not gonna judge me or anything…?

…Y-you mean it?

(he cries tears of joy)

I’m…. I’m so happy… (sniff) but…. I can’t stop crying…..

You sure you don’t mind, huh……?

…..

Y-you just might be the best thing that’s ever happened to me, man…. (sniff) I love you…..

uh, c’est fini?

[steelkunoichi]

hi,

anyone here in the unikitty fandom or anywhere know how to compose music?

cuz there’s an instrumental, sorta 80s-ish song that i wanna write for a character

basically how i envision the song is that it sounds like something from around the 70s and 80s, based on like actiony stuff but also works in different genres

kinda like how piero piccioni sometimes did different versions of his songs he wrote for movies

i want the song to work well for action stuff but i also want it to work well for softer, easy listening vibes (again, think piero piccioni and stelvio cipriani) maybe with slight tones of mexican music even though the composers i listed are italian

if anyone can answer this post pls let me know, thnx!

[steelkunoichi]

headcanon

richard was born on april 11th, 1954, cited as the least eventful day in the 20th century, as no major events occurred.

richard was 66 years old at the time of the uniwood au, which takes place in 2020 - he is currently 72 years old today.

[tinatheartcatblog]

Eagleator vs. Eagleator (?)

NAH!

they're being chill. :3

(It for Super Mario Galaxy Movie Reference. When Mario meet Fox McCloud ^^💦)

Eagleator Uniwood AU belong for @steelkunoichi

[steelkunoichi]

BIG BIG BIG SHOUTOUT TO @tinatheartcatblog FOR DRAWING THIS FOR ME OMG OMG OMG THANK YOU SO MUCH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

tina’s version is right EAGLEATOR HAS NICE MUSCLES!!!!1!1!1!1!11!!!!!!111!2!$($@;@;).,$”@,&’-().(,>£~%~£#|#£{*^•}#\*•€+<#}%] sorry i’m fangirling rn THANK YOU AGAIN TINA

[steelkunoichi]

every time someone does ship art of hawkodile x eagleator, an angel gets tortured in ways that are too brutal to be described

THEY. ARE. BROTHERS.

[askeagleator]

I have a quick question:

How did you survive during the hot summer? :P💦

[steelkunoichi]

and on this episode of eagleator being an extremely hot beefcake without even trying

[steelkunoichi]

really wanna do an animatic of eagleator so bad

[steelkunoichi]

eagleator comforts you during a thunderstorm asmr x listener when

[steelkunoichi]

“Remember me, though I have to steal your shades”

eagleator mariachi fanart ig

caimaguila mariachi/charro

YES i kinda sorta got inspired by ernesto de la cruz (i don’t like disney but ernesto is a well-written villain) cuz like hear me out for a sec

OK SO, not to act like that one unikitty wiki page that was nothing but character comparisons, in the movie coco, ernesto and hector used to be friends and did music together until hector got homesick and wanted to go back home to see his family, and ernesto took offense to that so he killed him and profited off his work out of jealousy

kinda like how hawkodile and eagleator used to be friends and did action training stuff together, until their sensei gave hawkodile the sunglasses and eagleator got jealous to the point of destroying the dojo. and now he wants to steal hawk’s shades for himself

kinda like how ernesto stole hector’s songs

coincidentally both their names start with the letters H and E respectively, let that sink in

oh and here’s the old eagleator mariachi art from like two or three years ago

[steelkunoichi]

wip

[steelkunoichi]

we should've gotten an episode of unikitty showing eagleator's side of the story (the tough guy tears ad didn't elaborate enough) and his resentment towards everyone who loves hawkodile over him. ykw we can make it longer than 11 minutes. maybe 30 or mayhaps an hour-long tv special

(i mean the wiki's AI lookin' character comparison ass trivia page did say that he is a more personal antagonist than the others before it got rightfully edited)