Ring-A-Ding

Roleplay blog for Swank from Fallout NV. PFP by- capcollector

[realchairmanofthetops]

“I guess I’m the boss now..ring-a-ding.”

ROLEPLAY BLOG FOR SWANK FROM FALLOUT NEW VEGAS

PROFILE PICTURE WAS MADE BY @capcollector

Swanks personality is naturally pretty much just him being kind of a wannabe suck up?? But not really. He may be flirtatious at times but that’s not an invitation for anything, he’s just like that. At the end of the day he’s a right hand man, until there’s a chance to be the boss, then he’s the boss.

Please torment him it’d be so funny.

Rules-

Please do not put my work into Ai.

Be respectful.

And plenty of other basic things, which I hope are obvious enough to not be done.

Ask are open! Please feel free to send me anything and I’ll respond as soon as I can. DMs are open for roleplay plotting.

I also run @chairmanofthetops a Benny rp blog!

[realchairmanofthetops]

im in love with you

Aw. Thats real sweet.

[realchairmanofthetops]

I've made a fool of myself.

I was trying to do my civic duty and say "Happy pride month" to all of the Followers of the Apocalypse, but apparently they're not all gay???

Did you know this???

-Pike (It seems like all of the Chairmen are bisexual though)

I did not know that, pussy cat, I just assume everyone’s willing to doodle around a bit with someone here and there but maybe the chairmen are just real accepting. Where’s my Happy Pride?

[realchairmanofthetops]

and what do you propose our child's middle name be?

Tommy.

[realchairmanofthetops]

now that we are parents…it is IMPERATIVE that we name our firstborn Caesar junior. For no particular reason. I just quite like the name.

Alright alright fine pussy cat…but I get dibs on choosing the middle name!

[realchairmanofthetops]

HEY SWANK ITS ME MR FOX AND IM IN LOVE WITH YOU!!!

I’ve got a strong feeling you ain’t who you say you are.

[realchairmanofthetops]

heard you got kidnapped by those legion boys, but your “pal” fox saved you? how were you treated by those guys?

I wasn’t kidnapped at all. No clue who started that rumor pussycat! But I’m fine!

[realchairmanofthetops]

MR FOX MPREG AND SWANK THE BABY DADDY REAL???

Not, cool cat. I hate to tell you but it just ain’t true…the rumors stop here.

[realchairmanofthetops]

I do like you, Swank, I can appreciate an honest guy.

Unfortunately for everyone else, I'd follow Benny backwards into hell if he'd call me pretty at the end of it.

-Pike (You think Benny wants diamonds? I'm trying to make good on that promise for a ring)

Oh yeah? Well I can appreciate a guy who knows what he wants.

You and I both. Well, you a probably little more than me, buck. I do think he likes diamonds, yeah. He’s been looking for a new ring ever since his last one busted against that Couriers helmet. Not a pretty sight.

[realchairmanofthetops]

You say you are fine with it, but I know that you’re upset. I want to make it up to you, so tell me, what do you want from me to make everything…easier to cope with?

I am upset. Not because of you, I’m just upset that we can’t be more..open with each other is all, pussy cat. Not your fault. The least you could do is spend more time at my desk instead of twiddling your thumbs outside, that work?

[realchairmanofthetops]

I know you are growing impatient and want to make us public, but you must understand that I am not the type of person who enjoys being the center of attention. Not only that, do you not enjoy the shared moments we have in private? I do, and some days, they are the only things that keep me going. You know I care about you, I just…am not used to being in the limelight, like you are…I would want nothing more than to be with you publicly, but that thought frightens me.

Yeah..yeah I understand, baby doll. Trust me I figured you were like that when we met. You really haven’t got be scared. You act like they’re gonna string you up for hanging off my arm. You know I wouldn’t let that happen, yeah? I can deal with a bit of private time..yeah. I can cope with that. Anything for you, pussy cat.

[realchairmanofthetops]

rrrright…he wants you to be loyal because you’re DATING HIM.

You’ve got the wrong idea, pussycat. I’m not again kissin’ men. But Fox certainly is.

[realchairmanofthetops]

Swank, on a scale from 1-10, how mad would you be if someone hypothetically killed your "boyfriend"? Asking for a friend.

-Pike (Foxy is fine, don't worry your pretty self)

My boyfriend, huh? I haven’t got a clue who you’re talking about..I haven’t got a boyfriend, pussy cat. Hey is this about Benny’s little spazz? Come on, baby. You seriously gonna take his word over mine? You know I’m the most honest man on this side of the Strip, right?

[realchairmanofthetops]

Is Fox the top between you two? I feel like he would be the top.

He’s definitely apart of the Tops. Ring-a-ding-ding.

[realchairmanofthetops]

guys, you can’t ask to do things with swank anymore!! fox will get really upset :((

You know, cause you and Fox are dating and all :)

….Yeah yeah, he and I ain’t in a relationship. He just gets upset because he knows I’ve got someone already, and he wants me to be loyal. He’s a good friend like that!

[realchairmanofthetops]

they just discovered that male pregnancy is real and also you’re pregnant and Fox is the baby daddy!!! congratulations!!!!

I’m sure as hell glad I’m not an idiot..cuz if that was true I’m sure I wouldn’t be the one carrying the baby.

[realchairmanofthetops]

You're very pretty, can I brush your hair?

I am pretty, doll, I’m all for self care and I’d just love to say yes to your little offer..but I’m one busy bee. Maybe some other time?