welcome to the dumpster.

lex. 30. minnesota. i love kylo ren, shaun gilmore, percival graves, and viktor nikiforov.

[counterspelling]

The Ravening War 1.01

[realhomo]

i cant believe i had to log into tumblr because i got rate limited by the world's most pathetic virgin

[realhomo]

i refuse to come back here even if twitter dies

hello everyone

[when-it-rains-it-snows]

And then, sometime around midnight, I mixed a screwdriver and opened Photoshop.  Ohohoho.

This is the finished version of this one, which got started here.  I think it was after midnight then, too.  There is a reason I stay up as late as I do. ;)

Last statement is, if you have to add a disclaimer like “Set somewhere-and-when during the current run of Hawkeye therefore Kate is 20ish,” you might have a special hell ship.  (But why is it the special hell ship.)

Actual last statement, here is a link to Things on Hazel’s Head for anyone whose life I’ve just ruined.  Cute corgis mend all ills!

[realhomo]

i log back into tumblr just to see whats going on and someone hacked in just to post two (2) fake sunglasses ads and i have four bot messages asking me to masturbate with them

good ol tumblr

[realhomo]

still alive. ✌️🤠

[kayurka]

[driverdaily]

Kylo Ren - Undercover Boss part 2 on SNL

[cantfightfatetoo]

I’m a simple girl, is it too much to ask for a broody handsome suitor to stroll across a field, in the morning fog at dawn, to tell me that I’ve bewitched them body and soul, and that they love me and never wish to be parted from me from that day on.

[organicslut]

[edgar-allan-possum]

When someone sends out a group email that starts with "Just a friendly reminder" that really means they want to kill everyone in the office

[mossy-suggestions]

may your soul be overgrown with moss. may your veins fill with rainwater and your lungs swell with flowers.

[marmalade-cabin]

is this a curse or blessing?? either way lay it on me boys

[metagnostic-deactivated20200809]

while you were hitting the juul, going to college, having casual sex, driving your car, and eating takeout food, i died horribly under mysterious circumstances in a national park. and my body was never found again

[systlin]

Another tidbit of Mando lore;

Mandalorians quickly figured out that Jedi mostly view blaster fire as “fun lightsaber practice”.

During the Mando-Jedi wars, they dealt with this in characteristically practical fashion; they used slugthrowers (aka ordinary firearms) instead, because if a Jedi tries to deflect a regular bullet, what happens is “A bunch of bullet shrapnel to the Jedi’s face.”

[systlin]

Jedi or sith; deflects blaster fire

Mando’ade, racking a shotgun; deflect this you wizard bitch

[little-miss-rasputin-pageant]

everyone: you can’t beat the jedi. they’ll just deflect your blasters

the mandalorians:

[meerius]

She came to me again tonight..

Judy Dench’s cats performance will never let me sleep again

[leggywillow]

I absolutely LOSE MY SHIT every time I see this oh my god

[thepoetdraws]

More soft soft soooooftness

[catchymemes]