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jame7t

tumblr is like an abandoned space station & you all are the thing in the vents

jame7t

not me though. im girl with tanktop

turbolainen

can u explain the jamie benn thing

OH MAN. sit tight. this is one of my favorite hockey stories

on july 16, 2015, in the bowels of the offseason, leader of the league in points, art ross trophy winner jamie benn decides to fire up his twitter:

he’s a genius. he switched the first two letters of munch box. no one is gonna figure out hes mocking demers for going down on his female sexual partners with vaginas.

except obviously they did:

he deleted the tweet, obviously, its now long gone, but his legacy of bunch mox has already been cemented. hundreds of tweets/posts making fun of him exist in its stead. and now we all know that he doesnt punch mussy.

yourfriendjulie

I love that it's been a decade and the suggested result on Google for "Jamie benn b" remains this, what a legacy, good work everyone

#an ancient text i personally love to revive from time to time #Jamie benn #had to look this post up to explain to a youth sorry #hockey nonsense

sin-ophelia

The Victory of Faith (1891) Saint George Hare

#the lions in the background are also roommates btw

friend: i assume you know all about the chess cheating scandal documentary

me: no why would i know anything about cheating at chess??

friend: well it involves anal beads so i just assumed you'd know

me, heavy with the sudden knowledge that i did in fact know: oh...the one where he allegedly used vibrating anal beads to tell him the next move

friend: exactly! see, i knew you'd know

me: i wish to every non-existent god that i didn't, i wish that counted for anything

I've honestly got to stop assuming the people I work with can read

ultramaddie

when it happens, there will be a crab rave like no other

ultramaddie

every day i ask the crabs “is now the time?”

and every day the crabs sadly reply with a negative

edgebug

pinakotekams

They had not been seen together in the museum galleries for quite a while. Monet’s “Women with Umbrellas” are once again side by side in the Impressionist gallery.

peggaboo

AND THEN THEY LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER THE END!!!!

atenderofsycamoretrees

ok every time this post comes by i resist geeking out on it but NO LONGER so these women are probably the same woman and that woman is monet’s wife camille doncieux. he painted her a LOT. but fun fact: monet had this asshole friend named ernest hochede, and ernest racked up some debts, and like an asshole he basically just fled the country, leaving his wife alice and their six kiddos behind. monet immediately got alice and kids to move in with him, camille, and their two kids. at this point, monet, alice, and camille became my favorite probably historic poly threesome. they lived together, taking care of the kids. they were so poor that alice and camille took turns wearing the nice dress so they could go out with monet. when camille got uterine cancer and began dying, alice helped monet cope and took care of things while he painted camille over and over. when camille died, alice is the reason monet was able to survive. when ernest finally died, monet and alice married, and remained married until alice died. at that point, blanche, the oldest daughter, took care of monet until he died. anyway, the point is, the umbrella ladies are probably the same ladies, but as far as i’m concerned, there WAS a historically queer poly family in that household and they were wonderful.

possumberries

this is a fucking joy

woman-becomer

tumblr users love reading. you literally stopped for this post just because it has words in it

interpolationz

this is one of my favorite bits about tumblr

the users seem to actually prefer text posts to anything else, and treat it as a chore to play a video especially with sound

lazzarella

yourfriendjulie

Sometimes I feel like a big chunk of my professional life is people asking me to step into a management position and me being like "😎💖 absolutely not 💖😎"

#evergreen i fear

i am so uninterested in reading a fictional character's therapy journey. like, do that off page and get back to the real story before i die of boredom. i already did my time in the therapy salt mines, i don't need to do yours too

rainbow-reilly

I'm generally of the opinion that trying to resurrect prematurely cancelled shows is like necromancy—odds are they'll come back wrong.

Except for Galavant. Any Galavant revivial will be funnier the longer it stayed cancelled.

#this is true i feel it in my bones which is obviously a reliable necromancy tool

lovely-v

Being crazy about a piece of media for any amount of time will leave a weird mark on you forever because years later you’ll see someone posting something about it like “can we talk about this frame” and you’ll be like “ah that frame. i know all about that frame. I was once a scholar of that frame.”