the thing is they really do let you hit because you're goofy.
i say shit like "whuh oh!" and it makes girls want to kiss me under moonlight for some reason

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the thing is they really do let you hit because you're goofy.
i say shit like "whuh oh!" and it makes girls want to kiss me under moonlight for some reason
sorry to complain about this again bc i know yall follow me for dragon pussy n shit but i actually think you should get rid of shinigami eyes especially if you want to be a good ally to trans women, because people who aren't transmisogynized (and also an annoying number of people who are tbh) are generally real fucking bad at spotting transmisogyny in the wild and i think shinigami eyes might be working as a crutch to prevent you from developing that skill. stop relying on the labor of other people and develop your critical thinking skills. if you want to support trans women so bad you gotta be able to recognize and defend against rhetoric aimed at them
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the dick sucking cuddler would like to rest its head on your tummy with no ulterior motive whatsoever
You – had you been sleeping? Dreaming? No, your mouth was currently between your partner’s legs, eagerly making them feel good. Their hand in your hair pulled you back slightly, though your mind was still very much focused on what you had been doing.
“Oh, you paused for a second there… Did it work, toy?” Your partner asked, tone full of lust.
“Di- did what work?” You asked back, slightly breathless.
“Do you remember how you got between my legs?” Their hand twisted slightly in your hair as they asked the question.
You let out a moan at the sensation. “Nnnn- N- No, dominant.” You said. They let go of your hair, laughing, and snapped their fingers.
They were on top of you, pinning you down to the bed, looking at you with mischief in their eyes. You felt disoriented. How had you gotten here?
As your eyes readjusted, they leant down, trailing kisses down your neck and chest. Their teeth grazed your skin slightly, and you felt so fucking good. Any confusion cleared. It didn’t matter how you had gotten there. You were where you were meant to be.
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hate how I will have a very simple thing (tagging flashing lights is a bare minimum of accessibility) and people crawl outta the fuckin woodworks to tell me how stupid that is like bro
Banging my head against a wall literally you’re correct and it is blatantly ableist to say otherwise
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reblog this version please
Tags: please remember epileptics like me. Seizures can kill people at any point and not just from injuries they cause. Literally it’s called sudden unexpected death by epilepsy. additional tag: disability awareness
That “cringe” nonbinary xenogender genderfuck therian who uses neopronouns and may or may not go on HRT while being loudly, proudly themselves will always be more revolutionary and subversive than a binary trans person who aggressively reproduces the cis status quo and shames anyone who doesn’t do the same.
By the way, I threw “therian” in here as a bit of a litmus test for those responding to it as something widely regarded as “cringe” but ultimately completely harmless and benign that’s often maligned by people with conservative beliefs. And well. It did its job quite amazingly given how many of the negative responses I’ve seen have focused on that rather than the overall message of shaming people for their identities is bad and counterproductive. It’s almost like these people view all of those stated identities this way but used the silly furry one as a “weak point” they’d get minimal pushback on to dismiss the very clear point of the post. Literally hilarious honestly
Women's underwear: no easy access hole
Men's underwear: easy access hole
Conclusion: men are free use sluts?
Fuuuuuck #listeningandlearning
special shout-out to cock pockets and groin slits that open up when the monster gets hard, especially if it's two cocks/weird cock that comes out.
When a shapeshifting monster transforms during sex 👁👁👁
“behave” hey so unfortunately that was hot and i will be listening.
doing hypno stuff to a trans girl. it’s not even a sex thing i’m just trying to make her a little less anxious.
*has a corruption fetish* haha this rules. make me worse
*develops weirder kinks* no wait
we polled one trans woman and she said "hi"
we pulled one trans woman in a big red wagon and she said “wheee”
Genuine praise:
“Look at you, being so good for me, I’m so proud of you”
Sarcastic praise:
*Condescending* “I know baby, look at you trying so hard… there you go… show me that you can do it…”
Contrasting praise:
“Awwh, you look so pathetic right now. I love how eager you are for me...”
Can’t get this idea out of my head.
Where would you mount it for maximum entertainment value?
Personally I’m leaning towards putting it on the wall angled down at a 45 degree angle just above the height of his crotch so he has to go on tip-toes to get it in and hump. Every time his feet tire and he drops his heels his cock slips out and he has to muster the strength to try again.
Watching a horny, desperate guy debase himself as he gyrates against the soft silicone desperately, gasping in frustration. Now that would be quite the sight.
In fact, let’s make it a TV show.