Ladies against tank tops, neck beards, & fangirls

2 ladies over the age of 21, who love Josh Hutcherson, and hate his tank tops, neck beard, and unrealistic 14 year old fangirls. We're bringing you witty humor, sexual thoughts, and rants about J.hutch. DISCLAIMER: This is here for all of you who are crying about this blog. IT IS COMPLETE AND TOTAL SARCASM. If you think otherwise, please get over yourself IMMEDIATELY.

[realisticexpectationsofjhutch]

I'm glad I found this blog! I'm with you on the no-neck beard or tanktops, I just hate them! But just wanted to say, going through this blog a little, y'all guys are awesome with handling stupid anons. Love this blog<3

thanks!

[realisticexpectationsofjhutch]

jesus i miss this blog.

me too, girl. ME TOO.

but sadly i'm down a co-blogger, 

and waging a war with the crazies about tank tops and neck beards seems kind of futile.

[realisticexpectationsofjhutch]

remember me?

[realisticexpectationsofjhutch]

How's revamping going?

i need to revamp my love of josh.

[realisticexpectationsofjhutch]

I was going to leave a nice anon message, since you don't receive those often, but I'll stay it without anon too: I adore this blog<3 Please continue posting. And have a lovely day!

thank you!!

[realisticexpectationsofjhutch]

I don't know how it's taken this long for me to find you, but I love your blog. I'm very confused, however. On one hand I kind of love the neck beard because its so Josh, but I kind of hate it because....uck! haha. Fedora's (only landlords should wear them) Tank tops (I'm in!)

thank you!! <3 so glad that someone else has ventured onto this blog!

[realisticexpectationsofjhutch]

Kate did you delete your tumblr o_O can't find it anymore !

She has some personal things going on that she doesn't want to share with tumblr so she's deleted.

[realisticexpectationsofjhutch]

We need to revamp this blog.

okay? okay.

[joshhutchersonnews]

[jhutchandbeer-deactivated201907]

If someone could, you know, photoshop tattoo sleeves on him I MIGHT DIE BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE TOO MUCH

But…it’s just a suggestion…

[realisticexpectationsofjhutch]

NECK BEARD OVERLOAD. ABORT. ABORT. SOMEONE GET THE KID A GILLETTE STAT!

Although I approve of your sunglasses and ball hugging jeans.

[realisticexpectationsofjhutch]

Hello :) Would you mind following us back please? We're a brand new page for Joshifer. Thanks :) x

Sorry! This is not our main blog so we can't follow back on it!

[realisticexpectationsofjhutch]

What's your take on all the Selena Gomez and Josh stuff?

See the ask i just answered!

[realisticexpectationsofjhutch]

So do any of you guys know what's up with jelena? Is it a thing now or what?

bahahahahahaha. oh my god. JELENA. please god make it stop. I don't think it's a thing.

Josh is allowed to have friends who are girls. He's also allowed to fuck girls without them having to be his girlfriend. Jesus. he's 20 years old.

Having said that i'm pretty sure nothing happened between them, according to the fandom's DEBUNKING of whatever TMZ posted. 

[joshhutchersonnews]

[hutchhitched]

Oh my.  The facial hair has done it for me.  I am no longer functioning.

[realisticexpectationsofjhutch]

you should get one of these, Josh.

[realisticexpectationsofjhutch]

In other news, can we take a moment for the fact that he did not shave the neck beard for the GOLDEN GLOBES? www(.)gettyimages(.)com/detail/news-photo/actor-josh-hutcherson-attends-the-14th-annual-warner-bros-news-photo/159439300 I'm starting to think it isn't laziness (acceptable - I avoid shaving my legs whenever possible) but actually an intended look (unacceptable, obviously). Josh, Josh...

it's a terrible shame that he didn't shave it. and yeah, i agree! not out of laziness anymore. It's just gross and he needs to reevaluate how to shave his face. 

[realisticexpectationsofjhutch]

er it was aimed at the craziness of some fangirls, not you guys (I like Josh too). Sorry, the "you all" was meant to be people who are hating on this random girl who, let's be honest, is probably exactly the type of girl he would date (though he probably isn't given that this girl is working in NYC).

Yeah, it's kind of just a clusterfuck. It doesn't really matter who he's dating or sleeping with or having one night stands with. He's still Josh.

As long as he's happy, and cleanly shaven, and not wearing tank tops or fedoras, then we're happy!

[realisticexpectationsofjhutch]

The fangirl uproar is insane. There are a ton of hot young actresses for him to choose between, and you all think you can compete with that? Josh is clearly part of the circle of young celebrities that seem to just date each other in different combinations, so let's just accept it. To get them to relax a bit, though, The Carrie Diaries films in NYC so those two probably aren't getting married anytime soon (but he will marry someone eventually, sorry kids). crazy

I don't know if this is aimed at trying to make us feel bad for liking Josh, or if this is aimed at the crazy fan girls. Either way, I don't think he's part of ANY inner circle. He dated Vanessa Hudgens and Lanchen and Shannon, none of who had any connection to each other career wise. (apart from shannon and lanchen being friends). I don't really think he's at a point in his life where he's going to get married. he's 20.

So there's that.

[realisticexpectationsofjhutch]

ruh roh.

Josh might have a lady friend.

LET THE PSYCHOTIC FAN GIRL UPROAR COMMENCE.

i'm getting my popcorn.