Welcome to Frog's blog :D

call me frog // wizard in training // he/they // bad at trigger tagging

[heister-shmeister]

this is how i Feel knowing that you are safe and sound

[lesbianshepard]

one of the funnier incidents of me assuming someone knew a meme irl was when a new coworker was talking about some woman who got arrested for tax fraud and I went "God forbid women do anything" and he got scared and thought I was accusing him of being sexist, so he started apologizing and saying how tax fraud isn't even bad, actually.

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

graffiti discourse is so stupid why the hell would I give a shit if people spraypaint their names or do some cool paintings under a bridge

[sunday-spiral]

Her name is joy because I made her when I was in a good mood and looking at her gives me joy . Okay . #MyMolecule

[enbaluka-tokyo-drift]

[coppercactusmule]

stuff and such

[trying-trying2lyk]

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

[justatiredlittlesnail]

[crazysodomite]

my new poker strat: start tearing up after looking at my cards no matter what i got

[charlie-jpeg]

how it feels drawing folds on clothes or strands of hair:

[butchfagminotaur]

the sims will never not be one of the funniest games on the planet

[sassayfrass]

NOT EVERYONE HAS TOMODACHI LIFE

[fiore-firelily]

we've all got that friend who's a little too ²

[pansyfemme]

pisses me off when people go “modern art is just random shapes and colors >:(“ and while you could argue its also like yea lol get with it

[mirainikki]

penny is such a good name. hello my name is dollar bill

[ur-favorite-fishgirl]

sex is a distraction from your true purpose in life which is to go to the aquarium and look at the fish and go "wooooooaaah.... fishies". cmon guys we all need to lock in.

[thelonghalloween1996]

they should make miis have allergies so if you gave them like a peanut or something they'd have an allergic reaction and it'd be all your fault

[pissvortex]

Christians when they die and go to science instead of heaven