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Indecisive 20 year old trying to decide what to do for the rest of his life before the rest of his life happens. Junior in Mechanical Engineering at the University of Michigan.

[reality-is-slipping]

0/3 over the past two weeks. failed 2 exams, and my research actually lost progress. fuckkk meeeee.

[did-you-know]

The ‘Museum of Failed Products’ in Ann Arbor, MI, contains thousands of old products that tanked within months of their release. The shelves are basically a graveyard for bad products, like Clairol’s A Touch of Yogurt shampoo, Gillette’s For Oily Hair Only, and caffeinated beer. Source Source 2

Photos: CBS News

[reality-is-slipping]

bucket list material

[sixpenceee]

Astronaut Leland Melvin includes his rescued dogs in best NASA portrait ever.

[capnjordog]

I’m so glad he rescued those dogs from space

[gayseadevil]

alexander hamilton: big-government duel loser

[fwizard]

I would like to introduce the internet to what was introduced to me by the quietest person in my program: Wodka, which is not a homestuck reference, but is the combination of wine and vodka

[fwizard]

How to make Wodka:

Step 1: Pinpoint the part of your life that is wholly unsatisfying. This is your Wodka Inspiration.

Step 2: Acquire empty pop bottle. The size of this bottle is your choice.

Step 3: Pour vodka until bottle is almost halfway full. This is your Wodka base, and will create a lovely, raging burn in your chest later on.

Step 4: Up to an inch of some kind of juice (your choice) representing your recently crushed hopes and dreams. This is also a courage booster when you start wondering if Wodka is really a good idea or not.

Step 5: this is what I like to call, “DIY Bartending”. Find some kind of wine, any wine you’d like, and top off your drink. Mine ended up being the last of a open bottle of chardonnay. Portions are based on your Wodka Inspiration. This also represents the stupid, insanely competitive college program you just got a rejection letter from, because FUCK THEIR SHIT, MAN!! FUCK THEM!!!!!!!!

Step 6: Screw on lid, gingerly agitate bottle.

Step 7: Get white girl wasted. Do not add more juice because if you do you are a Quitter and mama didn’t raise no quitter

[mrs-n-uzumaki]

When you discover that these two:

Were married in Love Actually

[skipperthekangaroo]

is that more or less shocking than the fact that these two

were married in real life?

[mrs-n-uzumaki]

You just made my post 200% better.

[jennytrout]

Wait for it, because in real life:

Cheated on:

With:

[finallysomegoodfuckingcontent]

Shooting That last movie must have been really awkward

[2000ish]

[swsource]

Son, come with me.

[just-shower-thoughts]

I wonder at what point George Lucas actually thought “We need to keep Jar Jar, but also let’s kill this 2-bit Darth Maul guy.”

[laughingsquid]

A 200mm 3D-Printed 22×22 Sided Rubik’s Cube

[john--belushi]

[bareback-bieber]

[beyoncebeytwice]

i’d go both weekends

[earthboundghost]

[elijahwood]

[witchyredhead-blog]

BAD FEELINGS (IN SPACE)!

[actualdogvines]

[joshpeck]

my kind of content

[snazziest]

The munching sound omg

[weirdbuzzfeed]

Every family has one. 

[buzzfeed]

w hat

[catsvines]

the smallest trumpet noise

[young-reckless-takethiswaytoofar]

I live for these sounds