All this happened, more or less.

[werewolf-bar-mitzvah]

I haven’t really been on Tumblr lately. For some reason there’s a lot of gun imagery on here. Pictures of guns being pointed at people. People saying variations of “If ‘X minor thing’ happens I’ll shoot myself in the head.” “Shoot me.” “Blow my brains out.” Yeah. I can’t read that or see that anymore. I think I’ve outgrown this site after 8 years. Anyway I’m not deleting my blog and maybe I’ll still reblog or post things occasionally but I’m feeling kind of done right now.

If you want to stay connected, I use Facebook sometimes. I use Instagram the most, social media wise. Or you can text me, I just might take awhile to respond. Let me know if you want to connect elsewhere.

[despazito]

me on Ellen

Ellen: so I hear you’re a fan of the Precambrian

me: yeah!

*oxygen levels begin to plummet*

me: oh my god Ellen you didn’t

[werewolf-bar-mitzvah]

Hi I think space is cool and so are you

Aw thanks!! :D

[seashellronan]

grown ass men are out here not eating fruit or vegetables or washing their face and having a list of things women must do to be attractive to them and thus gain their respect like grow the fuck up and eat a carrot literally no woman needs you

[shen-ancalhar]

“No woman needs you” said the future cat lady lol

Newsflash. No man needs a bitch telling him to eat rabbit food and nagging him constantly.

I cannot wait to see feminism burn itself out.

[masonicbeheadingritual]

u gonna die of scurvy in the name of antifeminism

[tony-hawks-underground]

The scurvy got him

[seperis]

I don’t get why ‘cat lady’ is an insult to women. 

My dude, you got this backward; welcome to the modern era, we have careers, money, we buy our own houses and cars, and we have easy access to a selection of vibrators our ancestresses could only dream of.  Companionship is great and everything, but as many of us discovered, it comes in many forms.

If a woman has a cat but you don’t see a guy, that’s usually because she did the math and overall, men scored lower than a furry animal that shits in a box and a Hitachi.

[rehfan]

she did the math and overall, men scored lower than a furry animal that shits in a box

[spring-sent]

[defineyourterms]

[catsonweb]

Baby Humphrey trying his best to spoon gigantic Loki

by specious_bob. What you think about?

[hydro-homies]

A Good Old-Fashioned Midwestern Apocalypse

[cutekittensarefun]

Omg I’m losing my mind. Adopted these two today from a Persian rescue…

[mytearsrricochet]

this morning NASA abandoned their mars rover Opportunity (aka Oppy) because it (she) got hit by a storm on Mars and it knocked her camera and wheels out and her last words to the team were “my battery is low and it is getting cold”. I know she’s a machine but I’m devastated. Oppy is the one who discovered water on Mars. RIP oppy ily space baby

[mevsthhighway]

they didn’t abandon her!! they tried eight months to reach her!!!! as their last farewell to her yesterday they played her “I’ll be seeing you” by Billie Holiday:

“I’ll find you in the morning sun

And when the night is new

I’ll be looking at the moon

But I’ll be seeing you”

They love her so much and they tried so hard!!!

[stickmanbrandon]

Oh man, It doesn’t end there.

This isn’t the first song NASA sent Opportunity. They had a playlist:

https://www.space.com/41434-mars-rover-opportunity-wakeup-music-playlist.html?fbclid=IwAR3uL6q4tOmLQTIEhiwYegGc99nv4N01HQKItpCLQiQYIptBOevNN6uIyT8

It’s on Spotify, it’s called “Opportunity, wake up!“

This is what’s great about NASA and it’s what’s great about people. These are world-class engineers. When they sent a rover to another planet they could have easily looked at it as just another scientific tool. But people don’t do that. We can and will get emotionally attached to the most inanimate of objects. We can and will anthropomorphize anything. And frankly Opportunity’s camera mast looks like a little face with eyes and everything, so why not?

So they started calling it her.

They nicknamed her Oppy.

They told her to take a selfie not long ago.

After 15 years of Oppy flipping the double bird to her original 90 day life expectancy, when a planet-spanning dust storm finally knocked her out and she stopped responding to the engineer’s wake-up messages, they started playing music for her.

And after 8 months and almost 1000 unanswered wake-up messages, when it was finally clear that Oppy was never going to wake up, the last thing these world-class NASA engineers did for their little rover on another planet

Was play her a love song

[danielodowd-deactivated20170124]

[catchymemes]

Lissajous curve table

[dumbass-in-a-hoodie]

i dont understand what this is but its so mesmerising

[this-isnotmy-cat]

Uh…

[littlealienproducts]

Kitty French Pullover by MerrycatShop

[iamfinallybreakingfree]

Sometimes I need everyone around me to validate that what I went through was in fact traumatic because I might feel like it wasn’t bad enough to still be so affected by it.

And that’s really fucked up.

[ryukisgod]

Customer service bosses be like:

[dankmemeuniversity]

[ondoinganevildeedblues]