I just found one of my old face claims that I had "drawn" (read: found on Pinterest and colored over)
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My name in my haikyuu dr was valentine and my name in my sally face dr was literally labyrinth. Lmaooooo I was so cute and cringey, I havent changed one bit
saying "question mark?" and "however comma," out loud are game changers. punctuation on the go. and it's always the funniest thing that anyone around you has ever heard
When you need to know the facts beyond the fear, count on us to investigate them. Since the announcement of the Global Health Organization for Unusual Lifeforms to the public in the past ten years, people are starting to wonder, have I seen anything unusual? Thats where S. Peril Paranormal Investigations comes in.
S. Peril Investigations is a full-service licensed private paranormal detective agency. Owner Keiran Peril and his handpicked team of experienced paranormal investigators utilize cutting-edge technology and proven methods in a wide range of case types.
Do I Need a Paranormal Investigator?
If you have experienced any of the following within the past month, our team at SPI is qualified to help.
Physical Phenomena such as abnormal movement of objects, unidentified footprints, unexplained bruising/scratches/nose bleeds, or extreme fatigue
Sensory Experiences such as feeling watched, hearing unexplained sounds/voices, or seeing strange lights, mists, and shadows.
Environmental Behaviors such as sudden changes of temperature, strange behaviors of local fauna/pets/livestock, or noticing unfamiliar scents like sulfur, smoke, or perfumes
Miscellaneous occurrences such as electrical disruptions, sudden memory loss, unexplained dread/anxiety/sadness, strange dreams, sleep paralysis, physical sightings, or any other strange behaviors in yourself, local flora and fauna, pets, children, or the physical realm.
What Services Does S. Peril Paranormal Investigators Really Offer?
Abductions: Working closely with local officers and search & rescue teams, if an abduction is suspected paranormal rather than criminal, our teams may be requested by the victim's family as the case’s designated Paranormal Investigators.
Cryptid Identification & Care: Certain a cryptid has moved into your property? Uncertain of what species it is or what to do about it? SPI offers an on-site visit to identify which cryptid has moved in and where it has nested. Post identification, SPI offers a course on cryptid cohabitation, or our team can personally relocate the lifeform.
Forest Sweep Services: SPI offers one-week, two-week, or one-month on-site investigations for local forests and parks, depending on the size of the given area. Throughout the process, we will assess which unusual lifeform resides within the allotted radius, its intentions, and proper handling procedures. Processing time post on-site investigation may vary.
General assessment: Experiencing several signs of an unusual lifeform settling in your area, but uncertain which species it may be or where it resides? Book a General Assessment with our SPI teams and get a better understanding of what may be going on.
Haunted Private Property Services: SPI offers 24-hour, 72-hour, or one-week on-site investigations for suspected Haunted Private Properties. Throughout the process, we will assess the subtype of the entity haunting your home, its intentions, and proper handling procedures. Processing time post on-site investigation may vary.
Haunted Object Identification & Care: Does your haunting seem restricted to one room or object on your property? SPI offers an on-site visit to identify which object/s are haunted and by whom. Post identification, SPI offers object exorcisms, a course on the care and keeping of haunted possessions, or our team can personally rehome the item.
Journalistic/Media Efforts: Are you a Journalist or Media Personality looking for a specialist to guide you through your own investigative efforts? SPI offers individual investigators upon request.
Specialized services: Need a service not listed here? Contact us at (xxx) xxx-xxxx or [email protected]
What’s included in every investigation?
While every investigation is uniquely tailored to your situation, there are some standard procedures you can expect no matter the service type. Every service starts with a series of interviews with our team. Interviews may take place over a recorded phone call or in person at our offices. Post interview, our teams will discuss with you the strategy best suited to your scenario and schedule within the next ten days.
S. Peril Paranormal Investigations and Research offers approved classes for the upkeep of paranormal licenses and several paranormal certifications.
Our investigators are individuals – no two are the same. They have all been through the training that allows them to put themselves into any setting and be confident. Sometimes, one investigator may have an advantage in a particular situation. Then, that individual will be given the assignment. What is the same about them is their tenacity and determination to make the most of any situation. Their objective is to remain unbiased, to record the information as it presents itself, and to retain their pledge to privacy regarding their assignments.
Investigator Disa, specializing in communications & behaviors. Their background is in paranormal communications, spirit release and relocation, cryptid behavior, cryptid rehabilitation and relocation, and human-paranormal relations. Disa has been a part of our team for the past four years. Disa hopes for a better educated future where humans and unusual lifeforms can respectfully cohabitate the same planes without fear or taboo. Alongside investigations, Disa also teaches classes on local cryptids, spiritual self protection, and keeping of haunted objects at our sister agency, S. Peril Paranormal Research Facility.
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