Real Life Conversations

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Conversation 5

Dad: Can you take me to bed?

Mom: So we can do you know what.

Dad: No because I went to a party and got drunk.

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Conversation 4

Michael Jackson: I'm bad, I'm bad, you know I'm bad I'm bad.

Me: I'm bad, I'm bad, I think you need a bath.

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Conversation 3

Girl: Can I ask you something?

Boy: *Excitedly* Yes

Girl: Did you do your math homework so you can give it to me cuz I didn't do it.

Boy: (In his mind): Dammit

Boy: (In real life): Ok fine here ya go. HAPPY?

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Conversation 2

TV: Me late compartir la emocion.

Yo: Y a mi me late el chocolate.

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Conversation 1

Me: Teacher, what day is it?

Teacher: May 31

Girl: It says on the board.

Me: Congradulations, do we make you a party or what.