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A blog for all the bad DCMK AUs you can think of. Feel free to submit an idea or sit back and watch the chaos! Please only use the ask box for asking questions about the blog or discussing an AU, use the submissions box for any AU ideas.

[idiot-detectives]

For those in the DCMK Fandom, do you have Splatoon 3?

Yes!!

Nope.

No, but I would get it.

Voting ended onJun 8, 2024

Just curious, had an idea and wanted to see some stuff first. Please reblog to get a bigger survey pool! It would be greatly appreciated!

[idiot-detectives]

Psst not dcmk but yall should go visit my friend's twitch page: https://www.twitch.tv/acecygnus

They're a new vtuber and are very sweet so yall should support em!

[really-bad-dcmk-aus]

Bad au idea:

Detective conan but he's a McChicken.

SIKE IT'S REAL-

[idiot-detectives]

So I found out that Takayama minami voices taiki kudou in the sub of digimon xros wars and well...

(THE PROTAGONIST EVEN HAS A FUCKING KENDO RIVAL???? GOD THIS IS JUST A FUCKING DIGIMON AU!!!! I love this.)

[really-bad-dcmk-aus]

Magic Kaito but Pandora is Kaito's mug. Not even a favourite mug, just a plain-looking mug someone gave him at some point and became forgotten in the very back of the cupboard.

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[really-bad-dcmk-aus]

Magic Kaito but Pandora is a piece of paper with someone's fanfiction on it

[really-bad-dcmk-aus]

AU in which the BO members has their codenames as types of cheese instead of alcohol

[really-bad-dcmk-aus]

AU in which everything is the same except Gin rides a bicycle

[really-bad-dcmk-aus]

AU where Ran lives with her Mother instead but Conan still lives with Kogoro

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[really-bad-dcmk-aus]

AU where everything is the same except Conan adopts a dog

agreed, conan deserves a emotional support animal

[really-bad-dcmk-aus]

Magic Kaito but Pandora is the dashcon ball pit.

[really-bad-dcmk-aus]

Au where APTX-4868 doesn't shrink shinichi into a kid's body, but shrinks his highschool body into the size of a Rat and he solves Cases via Ratatouille-ing Kogoro

Hggsgshd this made me actually giggle out loud.

[really-bad-dcmk-aus]

AU where the writers actually finish the story.

[really-bad-dcmk-aus]

Detective Conan AU where everything is the same except for all the gems Kaito is supposedly going to steal is cut into the shape of a fish for absolutely no reason and Makoto wears a fish hoodie

[asteralley]

I checked on viet twitter the kaito kid tag and-

[really-bad-dcmk-aus]

Actors AU where Detective Conan is known as The Ultra Lengthy Crime Soap Opera... except for in every single episode there is a catboy and it is a round of Russian Roulette of who being the catboy

[really-bad-dcmk-aus]

Detective Conan AU where everything is the same except for all the Black Organization members literally dress up as crows