incorrect puyo quotes

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Arle: What is your coping mechanism for depression?

Schezo: Stabbing people.

Satan: Cocaine and carbuncle cosplay.

Rulue: I act like nothing’s wrong.

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Klug: My lifelong dream is to open my own haberdasherie

Amitie:

Arle:

Ringo:

Amitie: What is a haberdasherie.

Klug: UGH Why does EVERYONE ASK that?!

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Amitie: My favorite game is to act like I can’t understand something very simple when someone is explaining it to me to see how dumb they think I am.

Klug: This, my dear, is called deception.

Amitie: What do you mean?

Klug: It’s a form of dishonesty used for self gain or amusement.

Amitie: Sorry, I don’t get it?

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Satan: Welcome back to Kek or Cringe with Satan. You're friends with Arle, aren't you? Please show me your meme. Ringo: Okay, here it is. (rage comic) Satan: I like him. Arle: You think that rage comics are kek? Satan: Yes, they are nostalgic to me. Now then, Arle, let's see your meme. I'm certain that it isn't cringe. Arle: (bts meme) Satan: Bruh.

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Amitie: Ringo’s choking! We need to call 911 but the 9 isn’t working!

Arle: Just turn it upside down and use the 6!

Amitie: Great idea!

Ringo: *stops choking*

Ringo: What the fuck?

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Klug: This is IT. You’re about to get it!

Sig: Wait, wait, wait, stop.

Klug: What now?!

Sig:

Sig: I’m baby.

Klug: What the hell does that m-

Lemres: Hey wait, stop. You can’t do that.

Klug: What??!

Lemres: He’s baby! You can’t… you can’t just do that!

Sig: *half-sticks tongue out*

Klug: He fuckin’–

Lemres: Yes, well, he’s baby, so…

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Strange, committing crimes: For personal reasons, I’m doing whatever the fuck I want.

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Strange, committing crimes: For personal reasons, I’m doing whatever the fuck I want.

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the queue is empty.

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Strange/Aya possessing Klug, wearing fucking massive platform boots, looking down at Feli: Ah, a small, simple woodland creature, in search of food. 

Feli: The food’s gonna be your fucking ankles

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Klug: Who the fuck are these people I hired to escape a SWAT team? The first accomplice is my close friend Tarutaru who I haven’t spoken to in a full year, and I met him about a year ago.

Tarutaru: I like to scare the shit out of people.

Klug: The second accomplice is my friend, Amitie, who is one of the nicest people I’ve ever met.

Amitie: I got suspended from school once for tripping a substitute teacher.

Klug: The third accomplice is my friend’s roommate who I don’t know much about.

Sig: I have a shark poster above my toilet.

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on Halloween

Maguro, in a fish outfit: Feli, what are you?

Feli, covered in blood: a murderer

Ringo, with no costume on: shoot, I didn’t know people dressed up in school!

Feli: me neither!

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Maguro: You win this round, cheese. ★

Ringo: Actually, that’s a rectangle cheese.

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Ess: Hey do you have any lipstick?

Elle: Nah. I don’t like the way it tastes.

Ess: …You eat lipstick?

Elle: No. Why would I eat it if I don’t like the taste?

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Ess: Hey do you have any lipstick?

Elle: Nah. I don’t like the way it tastes.

Ess: …You eat lipstick?

Elle: No. Why would I eat it if I don’t like the taste?

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Klug: “I am self-raising flour”

Raffina: “Explain?”

Klug, in tears: “Don’t need parents”