[asia1ei]

achilles: when I die, mingle our ashes together so that we may be together for eternity

historians: f is for friends who do stuff together

[cslewiscarroll]

Friendly reminder that in Troilus and Cressida Thersites calls Patroclus Achilles’ bitch and Achilles is like. Patroclus he means you

[selinascatnip]

[agrippinaes]

my top 10 favourite ladies in period dramas | five

hild from the last kingdom

“you’re too good a woman for god alone.”

[threwtheminthecut]

Alfie: I like your suit.

Tommy: Thanks, it was 50% off.

Alfie: I’d like it 100% off.

Tommy: The store can’t just give out free stuff.

Alfie: No, that’s not what I m-

Tommy: That’s a terrible way to run a business, Alfie.

[incorrectnorse-quotes]

Loki, holding their cat: Stinky

Sigyn: No! Don't be mean!

Loki, swaying the cat back and forth in the air: Stinky bastard man

Sigyn: No!!

Laufey, not looking up from what she's doing: Naughty boy. Brat cat.

Sigyn, distraught: NOOO!!

[avnakin]

the three hunters

[vapiddreamscape]

the one thing i love about in the heights, probably my favorite thing aside from the love letter to carribean culture (and latino culture in general but my family is from pr so that’s what i notice), is how it deals with women. it’s one of the few broadway shows i’ve been exposed to where women allowed to have both love interests and stories outside of them. yes, vanessa and usnavi’s relationship is a huge part of the show but is her big “i want” song about how much she loves him? no, it’s about her desires to leave for bigger and better things. the show doesn’t end with usnavi and vanessa getting together, though it’s implied. it’s not even what ultimately keeps usnavi in nyc, nor does it keep vanessa from achieving her dream.

and nina rosario. how do i even begin with nina rosario? she’s allowed to infinitely complex and even though she and benny have a bunch of really cute duets, all her solo songs have nothing to do with that. instead, she gets her own plot line that drives a significant part of the show and she’s got emotions, that while tied into her relationship in part, exist on their own as well.

there’s a bunch of other really great female characters as well but these two get me every time. 

[internettythings]

[disneyprinceronweasley]

so THIS is why he tried to shake Harry’s hand!

[marauders70s]

i honestly wish there was just a crack version of all the hp movies and this was the basis of the first plot

[jannock-jess]

Me: So you remember in the ALTA finale when Aang gets slammed against a rock in JUST the right spot so his chakra is unblocked and it realigns his whole spirit & body and he is able to reach his full potential as the avatar? 

My Chiropractor: What?

[blue-tardis-y]

[hogwartshousesincorrectquotes]

Hufflepuff: Sly, can I get an orange soda?

Slytherin: It’s on me.

Gryffindor: I’d like an orange soda too.

Slytherin: Oh, I’m sorry, that was the last one. How sad.

[justqueenthoughts]

“1 in 4 people owns a cat” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person owns 0 cats. Freddie Mercury, who lives in cave & adopts over 10,000 cats each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[tomakeitbeautifultolive]

Husband: Whoa, have you seen young Patrick Stewart?!

Me: I don’t think so. I kind of assumed he’s always been old.

Husband: Turns out he was handsome as fuck.

[screengeniuz]

DAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMN.

[silverstrike]

What the fuck do you mean “was”???

[roscolux]

permets-tu, am i fucking right? i mean, like, être libre, you know??? je suis farouche, my dude

[kleopatraphilopator]

I actually said this out loud to one of my friends and she said “I don’t know what any of that means but I’m going to assume it’s from that French car battery you’re always reading” without even looking up from her phone

[the-night-that-ends-at-last]

French car battery

[rainbowkarolina]

Tanya and Rosie in Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again (2018)

[lestrangely]

Daniel Radcliffe reacts to Harry Potter memes.