ethel cain hated my instagram post

they/she - 20s - some random shit and also the x files my beloved

[lerios]

don't be scared, america isn't real. they made it up for the x files

[oupyfactory]

maybe the single funniest twitter comment I've ever seen

[mortalityplays]

I highly recommend developing a tolerance for polite low level conflict, not just because it will serve you well when employers or whoever try to impose bullshit on you with the expectation you'll fold rather than expend energy arguing, but because it will make you a genuine asset to your friends and allies whenever they're in positions where they're less able to fight for themselves.

the first and most important step is learning to stay calm when someone with authority tries to pressure you. take a breath, think about what you actually believe, and respond in your own time. if they try to brush past or talk over you, you can say "excuse me, can I think about that for a moment. I'd like to give you a proper answer." self esteem. you're both just upright monkeys.

[coffeeandcigarettesv9]

[kropotkindersurprise]

[fagcrisis]

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

[jeanritchie]

everyone in the entire world lives in chicago

[jeanritchie]

if you don’t live in chicago you actually do btw

[local-eldritch-abomination]

[threeacresandacrow]

[softwaring]

[persianmom-deactivated20260602]

they shadowbanned me from finding real n true love

[lamignonette]

[absolutelyspockedtohearthat]

Okay but my favorite part of Detour might be Mulder and Scully getting to be the goth kids throwing spitballs in the back of FBI class. Like basically every other interaction they’ve have with their peer agents up to now has been an earnest attempt to be taken seriously or a sad “my ex partners and classmates think I’m spooky now and we have nothing in common” kind of a thing. But they finally get to enjoy being little freaks! I want more of them nopeing out of office culture with a little look and a chuckle!

[loveridden1999]

girl whatever

[therealsaintscully]

Me: *hearing about Hantavirus in the news in 2026*

That one braincell:

[sunderwight]

Person finds a cursed amulet that fills the wearer's mind with thoughts of treason and regicide as part of a blood curse but the wearer was already pretty staunchly anti-monarchy so they don't really notice.

[spider-artdump]

[timcurrysbooty]

[carlottagiudicellivevo]

[takiki16]

NO FEAR.  The actors who played Long John Silver and Captain Flint in Black Sails FULLY ACKOWLEDGE that the Muppet adaptation was the best

(source)

[saint-batrick]

[alder-knight]

hi i hope i get to be the one to break this news on Tumblr, because

I am reading Tim Curry’s 2025 memoir, Vagabond

and in it, he not only devotes a chapter to Muppet Treasure Island, but also references this very post

so, to recap

no, Tim Curry is absolutely NOT a Muppet; however

yes, he and Miss Piggy ABSOLUTELY fucked

[treecitysessions]

Going around asking random people to hit their shit is crazy actually this is the one time I’ll side with a Frenchman