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kris | they/them | 25

[krisatris]

a pinned post i guess

hi im kris (they/them) and im fucking tired

idk expect photos of my cats between my loser interests like critical role/d20, reading, (probably) women's hockey, video games (FFXIV), politics, gundam, and music (incl kpop MAYBE. as a treat.) more info about my interests/me here

25 / have a full time job / also organizing in my community idk don't expect me to be super active on here besides queued posts. also I don't believe in sideblogs lol here lies my entire stream of consciousness

[krisatris]

1000xresist is a beautiful masterpiece of a video game and im sure in like 2 days i can write entire essays about it but right now i am blankly staring at my monitor in shock because i just cried at it for like, 10 straight minutes

[deathtofun]

I told a guy his total was 13.21 and he said “wish it were that year, could actually get some good music on the radio”

[regularlesbian]

breaking news from the AP, our boys on the front have just sacked constantinople. take that, heretics. coming up next are the soothing lute dirges of bing crosby

[villainessbian]

*screams of a witch burning at the stake*

THOU ART CURRENTLY LISTENING TO

*Gregorian chanting*

13.21

*leper bell ringing*

HIGH MEDIAEVAL FM

*recording of John Lackland sobbing as he signs the Magna Carta*

WHENCE COMETH NAUGHT BUT LITURGIES

LITURGIES

AND MORE LITURGIES

*Templar knights praying out loud*

THIS ISN’T THY GRANDMOTHERES STATION

*Imagine Dragons - Radioactive starts playing*

[pride-knightess]

just remembered i have a degree in sound engineering and can voice act

[villainessbian]

OH MY GOD THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER

[dogpuppy]

[nineteenyearoldmeblog]

im fucking crying

[cal3ris]

is this gonna get me fired you think

[hadesisqueer]

Two World Cup finalists from opposing teams in this fucking picture, this sport isn't real

[hadesisqueer]

Context for anyone who is wondering: Lamine Yamal's parents won an UNICEF raffle for a charity photoshoot in which Barça players posed with kids, and 5 month old Lamine happened to get 20yo Messi. Which is like. Literally insane

[joyflameball]

[onyxbird]

Uh oh, buddy, did you dip the entire baby in the good-at-soccer water? You didn't think ahead and leave, e.g., his heel, mediocre at soccer just in case?

[pansexualkiba]

jstor derulo

[krisatris]

oh lmao this is gonna be the first year there isn't a single kpop artist in my top 10 huh 😭

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

hey girl. you can call me taylor farms lettuce. cause i'm trying to blow that ass out from coast to coast

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

hey girl. you can call me taylor farms lettuce. cause i wanna make you squirt in all 50 states

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

hey girl. you can call me taylor farms lettuce. because literally everybody has heard by now that i'm not allowed back at taco bell

[lettuce-tv]

don't go into the humanities because they're unprofitable and don't go into stem cuz its getting torn apart right now and don't go into buisness because it's competetive and speculative and don't go into education because it pays like shit. Just lay on thr ground. Just lay on the ground.

[incoherent-orca]

Sulemio week day 2 - Seishun Frontier AU!!

yapping below

suletta is wearing actual riding gear/armor because she's a stickler for safety!! it's also hot

the motorbike is as close as i could get it to the comic (Honda CBR1000R-R Fireblade?) i'm not a car or bike person i did my best

it turned out pretty nice and i'm actually happy with it!

look where we started it was fucking rough out here 🥲

[ofdarklands]

this image took like 8 tries to load. appreciate it

[stroebe2]

[qazastra]

[thatssummer]

INFINITE / 내꺼하자 'BE MINE' (2011) Songs of All Time 15/∞

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

You wake up as the protagonist of This Anime. How fucked are you? https://wheelofnames.com/qef-dsg

You have become the protagonist of this anime!

How fucked are you?

this is amazing actually!

This is good!

Eh it's okay

BAD.

SO BAD IM SO FUCKED.

I'm not the one who's getting fucked ;)

Results/other

Remaining time: 1 day 6 hours

[glowing-beetle]

Has this been done yet?

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

and like why is there even still gender segregated tennis in the first place. it's hitting shit with a racket. anyone can do that against anyone. like I feel like we've had pretty significant proof that women can and do whup any man's ass at tennis for uuuuuuh however long the Williams sisters have been doing it. what on earth is the point of "sex testing" the players. let them all just hit the fucking balls at whoever they want who gives a fuck.