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I'm Miranda and this is my blog. I'm a feminist and everyone's welcome here. I don't tolerate hate. I'm into a lot of things and you'll find them all on my blog. Self love is the key to happiness. Talk to me or something!

[theminkayproject]

I’M LAUGHING SO HARD

[darthmelyanna]

I still can’t figure out why Terry Crews bothered with a career in football before acting.

[takingofforionsbelt-deactivated]

The world wasn’t ready for him yet, that’s why

[cherrycolouredpunk]

[teinvitoairalgrano-blog-blog]

1995 MTV Music Awards. 

[marisatomay]

If you’re ever somewhere past closing time and an employee says “it’s no problem take your time” they’re lying through their fucking teeth it’s time for you to go

[musicandtigers]

My future children: Mum, why can't we call our dad "daddy"?

Me: *war flashbacks*

[aspenonthecoast]

I just saw ghostbusters. I am literally sitting here stunned and amazed. There was not one fat joke. Not a single one. I was waiting in the theater braced the entire time for jokes towards Patty and Abigail for their size, and there wasn’t a single one.

…kind of in awe, honestly.

[out-there-on-the-maroon]

They also showed all the ladies eating in the movie. No jokes about eating and getting fat, just, women eating food. Messily. Not sexily. Like normal people. 

There was a scene with the table covered in pizza boxes after a long day. No jokes. Just, they had dinner together. Women … eating food … like normal people. Not to be sexy or make a fat joke. Because they’re humans who require food. 

[dragontatoes]

take a look at this and realize how low the standard is for female representation in films

[die-rosastrasse]

[itsjustmylifeconfessions]

Men are mad about Ghostbusters

Wait, so people are mad because there is an entire gender being ridiculed just to please another gender? The character is sexualized because he is pretty but also stupid so he’s just there to please the eye and make people laugh? While the other gender has smart and interesting characters, with normal clothes that don’t show too much and they are important to the story? And this happens in a movie?? That millions of people from around the world are going to watch??!?

Oh God ladies, can you imagine that?

I’m sure women have no idea what that feels like…

[ruthdemoofins]

Do any of my tumblr big sisters have advice on lipstick like I want to start wearing it but I’m nervous but I really love burgundy lipstick???

[rufeepeach]

JUST FYI If you love a dark shade but are nervous you can use a tissue or something to like dab off the excess which makes it lighter and stay longer. 

Also I recommend finding a shade you really like in a decent quality brand and sticking with it rather than getting 100 cheap colours because the cheap stuff will come off within five minutes of applying every damn time. Invest in one burgundy you love from a good brand and you will wear it every day and get your money’s worth. 

You can ask salespeople in make up stores (especially the ones at counters for specific brands) what colours they think will suit you, because they usually know their shit. Lipstick and foundation are two things you want to know for sure match your colouring before parting with money. The colour you love when you swatch it on your hand might look terrible on, and you don’t want to buy it before working that out. After a few times you will learn what looks good and what doesn’t, but for the first time get an opinion from someone who knows their shit (a salesperson, a friend, whoever) before you buy. 

[ruinedchildhood]

[realitytvbitch]

[musicandtigers]

@sweetladyman

[trainedchimpanzee]

omg why do white ppl love cheese so mu-

[100-manslayer]

I actually didnt know that

[grifalinas]

The answer is apparently “because we’re actually able to eat it”

[bemusedlybespectacled]

Fun fact: white people (specifically Northern European white people) have a genetic mutation that allows them to digest lactose even after weaning, which is abnormal for all mammals and also most humans. It’s theorized that because Northern Europe doesn’t get a lot of sun, an alternative source of vitamin D (like milk) would be a useful trait. It’s a very recent mutation that would only have happened after humans started domesticating animals like cows and goats.

[slaughteringbunnies]

[jayce]

if this gets 100 notes they will be released

[jayce]

theyre free

[unclefather]

A client wanted her eyebrows done and I walk back to the waxing room and she looked me up and down and said “do you know how to do eyebrows?” And i did so good thus far in my career. I try to hold in my comments but something about this woman. Maybe it was her face. But I replied “no, I don’t know how to do eyebrows I don’t even work here I just came back here to look at you”

[old-friends-senior-dog-sanctuary]

[coltre]

[quietcountrycafe-deactivated201]

*upper middle class fucker voice* But you have [one nice thing] so how are you poor 

[bonerfart]

[petitedeath]

never forget, that this is a real screen shot.

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