insanity is my specialty

silly and delusional (pls like me)

[realscreaminggoat]

intro post!

bc everyone else is doing them :)

hi

i kinda just post whatever on here there is no uniformity.

im also on ao3 (realscreamingoat) and twitter (screaminggoat22)

i have an ask blog @ask-agatha-harkness

and a community for house md fans called "your daily dose of mouse bites" and everyone is welcome!

that's all!

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Lady in drive through had a bearded dragon sitting on her boobs and she held it up and let me pet it. killing myself canceled

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art is not my strong suit but this is my best recreation of what i saw when i opened the window. i have to emphasize that she was supermodel levels of gorgeous

[realscreaminggoat]

you know whats crazy is i was miguels age when i first watched coco and now im the age imelda was when she HAD coco and when the second movie comes out i will be the age hector was when he died

[realscreaminggoat]

are these jorts cute or is it giving camp counsellor

[realscreaminggoat]

maybe its bc im bisexual but i dont understand why people genuinely be fighting over whether coco or the book of life is better. like its okay to like two different movies guys no one will kill you. have the best of both worlds.

[realscreaminggoat]

getting back into a fandom from my childhood is so crazy bc its making me realize im an og. like damn when did i become unc. like i know all the lore that some people the fandom don't know

[realscreaminggoat]

you know something i have ALWAYS wondered about is what imelda was going to say when she said "i wanted coco to forget you to, but-" and then hector interrupted her. was she going to say something about coco's devotion to her father? or maybe even apologize for trying to make coco forget him? i will genuinely always wonder what she was going to say if he hadnt interrupted her. ugh this movie.

[yellow-cat]

the reason that wounds that break the skin hurt is because its always supposed to be dark inside your body and when your blood sees sunlight for the first time it gets scared. and that causes the pain. or maybe it doesnt

[3000s]

i'd truly be fucked in her situation because rumpelstiltskin is not a name that would come to mind for me

[3000s]

to be honest i forgot he did that

[immaspidermenace]

I don't want kids so I easily get out of it fr

[3000s]

help i forgot this was all over some baby too

[3000s]

i wont even lie i thought he was going to kill her

[3000s]

about to read rumpelstiltskin as an adult so i can get the facts

[realscreaminggoat]

well? what are the facts?

[realscreaminggoat]

currently watching the movie that made me discover tumblr at 13 and absentmindedly opened tumblr. and then i remembered that this movie is the reason i have tumblr now. anyway

[vixvigil]

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit

[realscreaminggoat]

i hate it when the dictionary does this shit. i look up a word the definition is just another word i dont know. like just tell me im stupid. give me the dunce hat

[terramosh]

[parasocialanxiety]

I see a child run out in front of this car and I throw a black lace shawl over their shoulders, saving their life

[realscreaminggoat]

me when i am in any situation: *imagines a scenario in which my favorite character is in the exact same situation*

[the-real-thin-white-duke]

You’re watching

I’m watching

We aren’t the same

[orcboxer]

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

[hopeless-eccentric]

humiliating to be attracted to a conventionally attractive person. I thought I was a more sensitive and refined pervert than this