I worked for what I have! :)

[realwhiteofficial]

FUCK AI

FUCK MUSK

nobody fucks him lol

[realwhiteofficial]

opinions on elon musk and ai?

I’ve heard that both are good for shareholders! No one invites Elon to any parties though, so I’ve never met him.

[realwhiteofficial]

White if the basement that your artist is living at isn't furnished and decent they might be there against their will

They’re there on their own accord, it’s fine! There are furnishings and they’re allowed to leave and all sorts of stuff.

[realwhiteofficial]

' Hey- HEY! Oh jeez I really hope this works.. uhm- can you.. hear me?.. oh- jeez, they probably didn't... '

[ - @lostintern ]

huh? Oh, that’s a weird, suspiciously green sounding noise.

They glanced around before continuing to lounge about in the cafeteria, scrolling on their phone.

OOC

I’ve highkey never roleplayed with anyone before, so I might be a bit wonky…

[lostintern]

The noise has seemingly faded, acting as if it had never happened at all.

there is, however, the oddly cold air hovering around the contest winner.

‘ ..d’awe— okay, ummm, WHITE! HELLOO! ‘

They’re praying they can hear them, they’ve gotten some sort of response before..! So, surely..

[ OOC: ITS OK DONT WORRY! YOU’LL DO GREAT! ]

[realwhiteofficial]

goodness!

-White straightened themself and looked around for the source of the noise.-

Green, is that you? Where are you??

[lostintern]

The ghost perks up, visor widening and sparkling with an ounce of hope. Quickly, do they try to wave their cold, opaque hand in front of the contest winner.

‘ HI! ITS ME! I’m right besides you!! Can- can you see me? Oh please tell me you can see me. ‘

Green excitedly flaps their wings, now quickly withdrawing their hand and simply floats besides them with an anxious expression.

[realwhiteofficial]

…Huh.

-They squint at the space in front of them, where they thought they saw something moving.-

What was that- oh greeeeen! Where are you?? Are you pranking meee? I-

-They continue on swiveling their head around to look for green, but pause as they see a… floating green… something? Next to them. It’s vaguely shaped like a crewmate, but it’s hard to look at, fading in and out of their vision.-

What the heck????

[lostintern]

They perk up once spotted, seeming relieved.

Their visor seems.. a bit cracked, no? They excitedly wave, wings flapping out as they sigh.

' WHITE! Oh thank goodness you can see me! Oh, I thought I'd be alone foreveerrrrr. '

Green's visor curves to one of distress, now quickly swirling around the Capitalist before floating besides them once more. They lightly pull their own sweater's strings, curling the latter around their fingers before releasing it.

' Are- are you okay? Nothing's- happened?? '

[realwhiteofficial]

Um. Yeah, I’m okay. Just oh so very bored.

-They cock their head and turn to face you while putting their phone in their backpack.-

Oh, uh- why are you a floating? And sort of blobby?

[realwhiteofficial]

YOU ARE WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS WORLD!!! YOU ARE SO SELF RIGHTESS THAT YOU THINK PEOPLE GETTING PAYED MINIMUM WAGE GET ENOUGH AND SHOULD BE TAXED MEANWHILE RICH PPL LIKE YOU DONT GWT TAXED

OKAY I BET YOU THINK THERE SHOULD BE FREE HOUSING OR SOMETHING ALSO

[realwhiteofficial]

Not everyone can get standard jobs, a lot of people I know do art commissions for their job

Yes, that’s also an option, I never said that wasn’t. My family actually has a private commission artist, like they did in the Victorian era or whatever. They live in our basement and their rent is portraits of us and stuff! 🤍

[realwhiteofficial]

I bet you're one of those people who believe in birds

This feels like something lime would say.

I am pretty sure birds are real though, my parents take me out to hunt endangered pheasant on occasion, and those are birds I think.

[realwhiteofficial]

THEY TRY TO GET JOBS BUT GET REFUSED

THEN THEY SHOULD TRY HARDER!!

[realwhiteofficial]

Rich people are more like mosquitoes tbh

Mosquitos do not participate in trickle down wealth economics ☝️

[realwhiteofficial]

Rich people are lizards.

Well I don’t feel very much like a lizard. I don’t know about other wealthy people though, they do sometimes act increwman.

[realwhiteofficial]

we dont need rich as ppl are suffering from poverty, snobby as in you only care for yourself, and politicians SUCK

IF THEY ARE IMPOVERISHED THEY SHOULD GET A JOB!

[realwhiteofficial]

What are your thoughts on Lime, I hear they're something for sure

Oh, that one! Oh they’re… eccentric. I do admire that they can fit in the vents! I sure can’t do that. They sure talk a lot of nonsense though, they said I was a lizard earlier.

[realwhiteofficial]

You are rich, snobby, capitalist, friends with politicians, etc.

YOU SUCK

ALL OF THOSE ARE GOOD THINGS! YOU HAVE NO CLASS!

[realwhiteofficial]

OOC

sorry if ur nice complement ask isn’t being answered, I hoard them ❤️ this is not a good habit ❤️

[realwhiteofficial]

hmmmmmmmmm

you suck.

Ohhh is this that internet hate I’ve heard about? Usually my PR agent doesn’t let me see that, but they don’t know about this account, so I get to deal with it myself!

YOU suck!

[realwhiteofficial]

Would you kiss Green for a million dollars or 10 dollars (or for free)

Well I already have a million dollars! And I sure don’t see anything wrong with kissing green, so definitely for free!

[realwhiteofficial]

CAN I GET AN AUTOGRAPH

Of course you can! I love giving autographs. I do that a lot.