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“You’re not with Starclan.” “Not yet. But I am with Clanmates now, thanks to you and Tree. And we will not go far until you are safe.” “You’re not angry with me anymore?” “I never was. You were the best friend I ever had. We will always be sisters.” – Needletail & Violetshine, Darkest Night.
M*sterchef contestants react to you getting an abortion
Alecia
Alecia is a Christian, but also a woke queen, so she drives you to the clinic but secretly prays for your soul in the bathroom.
Bowen
Bowen opens his mouth. Before he can speak, a Very Concerned Redditor jumps between you. “Don't listen to whatever he says about China,” she informs you nobly. “He’s been here for ten years. He knows what an abortion is. Also, he called you a worthless thot on the last Chinese livestream.”
Ashley
Ashley is a champ, okay. She’s gonna take good care of you. Queen of cakes, feminism, and being an angel.
Cesar
Cesar tells everyone he’s taking it really well, but then the day comes and he has a breakdown, begs you not to do it, and gets dumped. Yikes.
Chelsea
“Good. Stew can never find out about this, [Y/N]. Do you understand?”
Daren
“Really? We don’t have a lot of abortion clinics in Arizona.”
Emily
Emily, a certified genius, performs the abortion herself. Joe watches and pretends to help.
SJ
Who?
Julia
“You get that abortion, sister! #strong #italian #women #feminism #masterchef #threat”
Gerron
Gerron is honestly really supportive. I have nothing bad to say about his reaction. Your MCM could never.
Juni
Juni does the best he can with the information, but it literally does not matter, because the producers edit it to make him look like a dumbass.
Mark
He immediately shares a photo of you two at the abortion clinic on several different subreddits and gets bullied for two years. He also writes a cryptic rant about it on Instagram. You two will break up in three months over something like his inability to crop his dirty shoes out of photos, his mysterious failed business venture, or his budding romance with the girl who sat next to him for three weeks in fourth grade.
Shanika
*sips wine* *chugs wine*
Ralph
I asked my co-author Mod Macklemore to weigh in, and he said, “no leave ralph out of this he doesn't deserve this.” There ya have it, folks.
Lindsay
Sorry, but this is a pro-lesbian blog and we are not doing Lindsay dirty like this. I hope she and her wife open their bed and breakfast and never figure out that Masterchef imagines exist.
Matt
I’m interrupting this post to say: why do people think Matt is hot? Literally why? He looks like your benign high school English teacher who’s mostly nice but also gave you a B on your final when you know you deserved an A. He’s not even the token hot high school English teacher, just the average one. After you graduate, he sends you the friend request on Facebook.
Anyway. Something about Iowa.
Ryan
Did Ryan even get lines in his elimination episode? Like, seriously. Oh well. I’m sure he’s chill about it. Keep your head held high, Ralph. Aaron doesn’t know what he’s missing.
Samantha
Like all college girls, her reaction to your pregnancy was to demand you named the baby after her and then scold you for it, so she’s kind of cool about it in the end. But seriously. When you have a baby for real, it’s getting named after her, right? Right?
Farhan
“Oh! I’m a dental student. I do a kind of similar procedure called a root canal.”
Taylor
She smiles kind of ominously and says, “Oh, that’s okay!” Neither of you ever talk about it again. You don’t know what she’s hiding.
Dino
You know he’s never appearing on Masterchef again, right? Seriously. It’s over.
Open RP
[Peter sat on the couch watching the football game] “Nyeheheh. Hey lObis…bring me a beer.”
[Grabs you by the sides and throws you up into the air]
“LOIS IS DEAD”
“HOLY CRAP!”
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Adam/Taehyung ! VoiceAU (1/?): Kim Taehyung is long-time Maroon 5 stan. In the hopes of meeting his idol and realising his dream of becoming a singer he applies for The Voice, knowing that Adam is judging. Adam is immediately taken in by Taehyung’s heartfelt performance of Payphone and chooses him for his team. Will the romance blossom from here?
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bts reacts to you getting an abortion
RAP MONSTER
Namjoon is shocked and hurt. How could you do this to him? Isn't this his child, too? Why doesn't he get a say? However, after talking to a few women's studies professors, he buys a pussy hat on Amazon to show you that he supports you.
SUGA
Yoongi points at your ring finger. "This is mine." He points at your stomach. "This is mine, too." You swoon and decide not to get the abortion. I call the cops.
V
"But I was looking forward to massaging your feet," Taehyung whines. You file for divorce.
JIN
"I'm so sorry," he cries. But it's too late, his post has gone on long enough. He has already gotten 3 sentences and that's 3 too many.
nobody thinks they’re more oppressed than fanfic authors who get less than fifty comments per story
Reaction to You Being Infertile - SBSP
Spongebob: “It’s okay I still love you, [y/n], we can always adopt”
Patrick: “I don’t care what the doctor says, I’ll have you pregnant in 5 seconds flat”
Squidward: “Good”
Mr. Krabs: “Agagagagaggagagagagaga”
Mrs. Puff: “Please sit back down, [y/n], you’re interrupting class”
Gary: “Meow”
Plankton: “Great news, [y/n]! I just had a brilliant idea of how we could steal the krabby patty secret formula!”
y’all fuck? do y’
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hey guys. i just wanted to address a few concerns. there’s a post going around asking what macklemore has ever done for the demisexuals. i just wanted you all to know that i am a demisexual. thank you for respecting me.
yeah maybe Macklemore ended homophobia but has he done anything to help demisexuals? grow up
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