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“I want to speak to a manager,” the middle-aged woman said in her stern I-used-to-be-a-soccer-mom-ten-years-ago voice, looking down at me over the top of her Gucci reading glasses.

A wicked grin split across my face and the gates of Hell opened up behind me, releasing a gust of hot wind that whipped my apron around my body and forced the woman to shield her face. Demons came forth, dancing around in flames with songs of, “She wants to speak to a manager. Did you hear that? She wants to speak to a manager!” before erupting into earsplitting shrieks of laughter, none louder than my own cackling.

I took in the woman’s look of utter horror before my eyes rolled back into my head and I growled,

“I am the manager.”

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a thing for one of my favorite posts on this site

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the same

mbmbimbo

its christmas time and i want you all to look at this again

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You know what’s really hot? Not having to guess someone’s feelings or intentions

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hallmark movie

woman: i have a high paying job in new york city that i love and christmas isn’t that important to me

her black friend: you need a MAN

woman’s dad: come to the small town,, we are suffering without a baker for our town festivale

woman: ok dad

man: i harvest maple syrup for a living and make 2 dollars a year

woman: :/

man: will you harvest maple syrup with me…

woman: i’ve decided i hate my job and i’m going to resign myself to making christmas tree ornaments in fuckberg for the rest of my life

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Super Smash Bros moves performed by Marvel stuntmen

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Give these guys their own movie

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@syliune @faebelina @meadowlarking @drew-winchester

I used to be really insecure about being another artist with another white haired druid. I didn’t want to seem like i was copying any of them so much so i didn’t even want to follow them at first. But i’ve finally come to accept that our girls are all unique and have their own stories and i shouldn’t be ashamed of any similarities they may have.

I don’t know if i’m really happy with it but HERE IT IS.

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Art By IG: @alysontabbitha

Instagram: @artwoonz

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milinili

Where else to find me!!

My DeviantArt (needs an update but not too far behind)

My Twitter (kinda getting used to it)

My Ko-fi (For tips and support!!)

I’m working on more places!! Hopefully I’ll have my own site up soon and that link will be added here!! Thank you all so much for your support and I hope to see you everywhere else!!!

milinili

I deleted!!! The original post!!!! Trying to fix it on mobile!!!! I!! Hate!! Tumblr!!!!!

HERE IS THE CORRECT TWITTER LINK UGH

doodlingcrayon

Howdy Doody, Commissions are OPEN!

Let’s review the information!

Basic Pricing:

Chibi $35 (Full Body, Full Color)

Avatar $25 (Full Color)

Color Palette:

$35 Full Body

$25 Half Body

$20 Head Shot

Additional Pricing:

Colored Line Art +$2

Simple Background +$5

Complex Background +$10

Per Additional Character +$10

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What I WILL Do:

Mild N•SFW* (+18 ONLY)

Original Characters / OC’S

Fan Art

Styles: Chibi or Full Proportions

What I WON’T Do:

Graphic N•SFW / P•rn

Hate Material**

Mechas / Heavy Robotics

Anything I Deem Unfit!

*Mild N•SFW includes revealing clothes, pin-ups, or other suggestive themes. This does not include graphic depictions of p•rnography and kinks. If you’re unsure or curious, just ask! You and the character(s) MUST be 18 or older!

**Hate Material includes all things in the anti-/-phobic category. Rape, abuse, racism, homophobia, transphobia, and so on. I do not support it and will not endorse it!

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Contact:

Message me here with questions or send me an email at…

[email protected]

with the following info:

Subject line related to “Commissions”

Which tier/options you’d like

Attach reference pictures or a DETAILED description (including poses you’d like, etc.!)

Your socials that you wish to be tagged with

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[DISCLAIMER]

I withhold the right to deny any request or component of a commission as I see fit. While the image (or characters) will be yours after delivery, the art itself will remain mine as the artist. Unless explicitly stated, you do not have permission to modify or claim the commissioned piece as your own. However, you are welcome to post the finished piece (with credit) anywhere you’d like.

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Thank you! (^♡^)

doodlingcrayon

For a short time only there’s even a discount for WINTER themed pieces! 15% off anything related to winter holidays or the season! ❄☃️🎄🎁🕎

explodingcrayon

Did you know I opened commissions? There’s even a 15% off discount for anything vaguely winter related!

(Maybe even… 20% off for #dndecember? 🤔 Secret code being the hashtag? Who knows~)

doodlingcrayon

💐 Sites & Contact 💐

You can find me and my artwork on other sites/apps too! (6♡6)

🐦 Twitter: explodingcrayon

📷 Instagram: explodingcrayon93

✉ Gmail: explodingcrayon93

🖍 Personal Blog: explodingcrayon

explodingcrayon

My doodle blog is still fully SFW, no worries there, but feel free to catch me on some other sites too! (ʃƪˆ▿ˆ)♡

milinili

Where else to find me!!

My DeviantArt (needs an update but not too far behind)

My Twitter (kinda getting used to it)

My Ko-fi (For tips and support!!)

I’m working on more places!! Hopefully I’ll have my own site up soon and that link will be added here!! Thank you all so much for your support and I hope to see you everywhere else!!!