Starry Clouds

Hey I'm Colby and and I like watermelon.

[notlikingbestgirl]

Out of Touch

[is-it-out-of-touch-thursday]

Yes

[acuityinnovations]

HAPPY ULTIMATE OUT OF TOUCH THURSDAY

[catchymemes]

[hymnofvalefor]

[pansexualandnervous]

He looks so excited my God 🤣🤣

[musicalhell]

I know this is about ecological balance and population control but I can’t help but imagine those wolves are on a covert mission to assassinate moose extremists or some shit

[someguyiguess-deactivated202511]

you've been hit by

[ulysses-but-somehow-more-transer]

youve been struck by

[dubsthemagnificent]

truck

[prokopetz]

Remember: toe beans are the sign of a killer.

[prokopetz]

Funnily enough, I’m not 100% joking. While many animals have paw pads, the particular kind of soft, squishy beans found on housecats are an adaptation for stealth. Squishy beans mean you’re looking at an ambush predator.

[slippyflippers]

These are the beans of a killer, Bella.

[acti-veg]

https://bookshop.org/

[caniscaballus]

They are making audio and digital books available now too!!

[cardenvondraken]

I found a hardback printing of the Voynich Manuscript on here. This place fucking rocks.

[tengubride-deactivated20241201]

Hey I’m so excited to see this on my dash! I work at an independent bookstore in NY and we were hit insanely hard by the pandemic, like so many other indie bookstores across the country. Bookshop has literally been helping us to keep the lights on. You using stores’ affiliate links to bookshop (you can support my store here) or just browsing it on your own directly impacts our ability to remain in business. Overall Bookshop has raised over 10 million dollars for independent bookstores across America. This site really works!

If you want to buy books from the comfort of your own home without supporting Amazon, please please consider using Bookshop! We are all so thankful for your support!

[notlikingbestgirl]

[charlesoberonn]

New superhero: Crime Man.

He stops crimes exclusively by comitting crimes. He out-crimes the criminals.

The Punisher does this and the crime is murder

[charlesoberonn]

The Punisher doesn’t stop crime, he punishes criminals. Big difference. Crime Man is more proactive than that.

So what you really mean is like. A totalitarian government that profiles people and arrests them before they commit crimes (which is a crime)

[charlesoberonn]

No, it’s more like stopping a credit fraud from happening by comitting arson.

[mr-elementle]

*A mugger threatening me with a knife* Give me your money! *Crimeman appearing from the darkness with a bigger knife* NO CRIMINAL! You give me YOUR money!

I love the efforts to get deeply analytical and political but op just shuts them down with no crime man does CRIME

BUT BETTER

[jadensilver]

He finds out someone’s planning to rob the bank so he robs it first so there isn’t any money left when they get there. 

[dikubutto]

Armed robbery? Hold their family hostage until they deliver their guns in an unmarked bag behind a gas station

[charlesoberonn]

shirt and pants with horizontal black and white stripes

A black domino mask

A dark grey wool hat

a big sack with a dollar sign on it where he stores his gadgets

a yellow sash reading “CRIME SCENE DO NOT CROSS”

[micaxiii]

I drew fanart

did I get it right?

[charlesoberonn]

Now that’s a hero if I’ve ever seen one.

[charlesoberonn]

Check out this amazing Crime Man comic by @micaxiii

You do the crime, you get the crime.

[charlesoberonn]

The plan is working!

HE LOOKS LIKE THE QUOTE ‘Be Gay Do Crimes”

[charlesoberonn]

He is gay, and does crimes.

[werewolfie]

Crime Man strikes again

I like Crime man

[charlesoberonn]

And Crime Man likes you too

¿ what are his Powers?

[charlesoberonn]

Resourcefulness, audacity, and a sense of humor.

[charlesoberonn]

By the way, Crime Man lives in Florida.

[evilkitten3]

op i respect you but absolutely no part of this post required clarification that crime man lives in florida. that was already understood.

[charlesoberonn]

All of you people reblogging this version of the post should check out Crime Man on AO3

I try to update it 2-3 times a week!

[charlesoberonn]

If you’ve seen or made Crime Man fanart, I’d love to see it. PM it to me or @ me in it on Tumblr or Twitter.

Also if you’ve read and enjoyed the story on AO3, please leave a kudos and a write a comment. It really helps!

And if you could reblog this post and spread word of mouth about the story, that’s wonderful.

Thank you very much!

[charlesoberonn]

Almost 100,000 reblogs

[detectivehole]

not to sound like your dad but if your not having a great time rn you might legitimately be playing too many video games or being on that damn phone too often, or at least without any necessary activity buffers

[detectivehole]

may i suggest coloring with physical materials? or some chores you’ve been putting off? hell go outside with a bucket and make mud soup like you’re five again. take a break. you can bring your whatever for music and stuff but like don’t play with it

[benihana-circumcision]

lots of huffy teenagers in the notes

[tomvsevildead]

ash being very efficient

[kaoinim-deactivated20220927]

[wolfwoodbignaturals]

ps5 brain monday

[what-even-is-thiss]

Oh so THIS is the ps5 post. I can see why you all imprinted on it now that’s hilarious

[runlikefvck]

this is arguably one of the best kills in the evil dead franchise

[eddie-bruhskin]

me: *hyperfixating on fictional character for hours before bed* wow, I sure hope I’ll dream about them

my dreams: *spider monster chasing me downtown*

[childhoodruiner]

teamwork 🐝

[binghsien]

okay i’ll reblog that.

[rottenbutrecovering]

Garfield without garfield comics are an absolute treasure trove for mentally ill moods just LOOK

[catchymemes]

[bellmandi86]

If you or a loved one can hear this image, you may be entitled to financial compensation

[ducktracy-deactivated20260315]

[mousemilf-deactivated20250508]

i like to go in the bathroom and splash water on my face and pretend im a male protagonist under a lot of stress

[percethecurse]

the masculine urge to stare at your own wet face in the mirror, haunted