did i ever tell you guys abt how i thought edibles and lunchables were the same thing for like, a year. like i thought all those ‘when the edibles kick in’ memes were just funny jokes about how fucking wild kids get around Snacks or something.
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did i ever tell you guys abt how i thought edibles and lunchables were the same thing for like, a year. like i thought all those ‘when the edibles kick in’ memes were just funny jokes about how fucking wild kids get around Snacks or something.
on god, i’m waking up january first with a healthy dose of serotonin and a functioning attention span. like, this entire past decade has just been a fluke, you mark my words. i have planted the seed and i will see the fucking harvest!
What is your new year’s resolution?
I want to start dating and meet new people
Not let my anxiety ruin my mood or plans
Not letting negative people that don’t matter take up space in my mind
to stop my anxiety from stopping me doing the things i wanna do
Try and draw once a week, wear my hair down more and pursue my dreams of becoming a pastry chef
Not let my mental illness ruin my relationship, remember to communicate.
Be more true to my self, exceed in my passions, and be healthy.
Order out less, cook more, start baking, start seriously working on my mental health
when u playing dungeons and dragons but you're new so u have to ask questions but u fisted fucked the dm and had a short relationship after which u ghosted him and posted passive-aggressive videos of u deepthroating his best friend so he gives u cold, unhelpful answers and everyone else at the table is watching this catastrophe unfold, trying to manipulate the minefield which is the current situation by dropping u hints so you're not isolated but not too many so they don't piss off the DM either, and u're just sitting there with ur iced caramel capp and a cinnamon scone waiting for ur next turn
@elitefourkylewantstobattle oh god.
u know what’s rough? missing things that are bad for you
truly one of the hardest things about struggling with self destructive behaviour or addiction is how ur brain is sick, and it starts to try and trick you into being sicker. ur brain telling you that its missing pain is not a sign that u should go back into those behaviours. old harmful behaviours won’t bring a brighter future. identify them as disordered thoughts and go against what they are telling you
I’m telling you elephants are chill motherfuckers. They fucking love being helpful. They once defended a man with heatstroke from a truck that came to rescue him. They knew he was sick, laying against a tree for shade. They were watching over him and petting him, and they threatened to charge the vehicle for coming towards him. Another person passed out, and elephants cried over her and buried her body in a traditional elephant funeral. (Piling branches on her). And were quite spooked when she got up later. And an elephant was helping workers to put logs in holes for a wall. On one hole, the elephant absolutely refused to set the log in, despite being punished and goaded. Turns out there was a sleeping dog in the hole.
There are so many good elephants stories. They will even help zookeepers wash other elephants– literally, a zookeeper can be like “[Name 1], please wash [Name 2]” and he will go wash that elephant correctly. Listen guys. Not only are elephants people, but they’re largely better people than us. I’m 10000% serious.
when humans go extinct i’m pretty sure elephants will be able to restore our planet’s reputation
reblog if youre an idiot. reblog if youre just a fucking fool.
there’s a post going around about mixing nyquil with 5 hour energy and I’m thinking about the time my parents were both out of town and my brother was in charge of dropping me off at school and I must’ve been 15 or 16 and I was really miserably sick so he gave me nyquil and but the time we were pulling up to the school I was crashing so his friend who was driving said ‘I have a redbull in the glove compartment” and they said “drink it and it’ll like even it out” so I did and I walked into school at 7:30 AM
and then immediately the last bell rang and school was over.
potion seller, I’m going into school and I need your STRONGEST dissociation
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