Story Of My Life

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[cadaverkeys]

fills me w joy tht the dash is not controlled by algorithm- and when we see something and everyone references the same 10k note post as if its the most famous piece of cinema to hit the market its not because we all got it systematically pushed to us- but because are simply Logged The Fuck On

[toastbutteregg]

[youlovetoseeit]

me when I order 3 large pizzas and garlic bread to last me for days

[nailsandinspo]

When the sunset bounces off your nails . . .🌅

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[sift]

[alisonzai]

[serviceweapon]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[distinguishedbaloney]

[givemearmstopraywith]

this is me dragging my past self

[blondiepoison]

Gwendoline Christie attends the 71st Emmy Awards in Los Angeles, California (September 22, 2019)

[tactical-necromancy]

ok whomst told Gwendoline Christie about my dreams where she is a Roman/Byzantine lady of noble birth and we fall madly in love?

[victoria-pedretti]

Mean Girls (2004), dir. Mark Waters

[dailytwitterhumor]

[secondclassvines]

[mongolian-ass-eater]

I see stuff like this every once in a while and it reminds me the kids are still alright

[knucklehead--mcspazatron]

I have no idea what is going on but I watched this like 20 times

[winedarkseamonster]

Not so sound sappy but I’m so in love with this idea I have of what my future could look like

Getting married

Probably to another woman

Maybe having kids idk, definitely having dogs

Living in a bungalow style cottage on the edge of town

Raising goats and chickens

Spending all day gardening, baking bread from scratch, reading, writing, painting

Biking to the farmers market on a sunny Saturday morning

Fresh cut flowers in a jar on the kitchen table

Maybe we live farther out of town on a farm with cows and sheep

On stormy nights my wife and I sit in the living room with our 200lb dogs on our laps, listening to the rain

I collect cool looking teapots. My wife thinks this is slightly ridiculous but she supports it anyways. My favorite one is shaped like an octopus

On a misty weekend morning I go for a run with the dogs, and return home to find that my wife made waffles for breakfast

We’re happy together just living this peaceful domestic life and taking care of each other

I knit gifts for my wife, not for any particular occasion but because it makes her happy

[hugborne-deactivated20260202]

scrap passports. they should check your vibes at the airport instead