and she's holding on my heart like a hand grenade

Morgan / 21 / she/her

[bungalowclassic]

[jasperwhitcock]

someone: why do you like twilight (2008) dir. catherine hardwicke so much

me:

[oldfarmhousefallfeatures]

🌃 night porch talk

http://instagram.com/laura_elizabeth

[pussylipgloss]

i can’t listen to a rich person telling me anything about staying strong ……….i’ll stay strong if you gave me $1000

[gostais]

[jeou]

Georges Hobeika Couture Fall 2016

[winedarkseamonster]

n s f w in the tags

[slugs1988]

postcards from 1914 and 1960

[sparrf-blog]

newspaper paintings

[enoughtohold]

alternate narrative: it’s actually fine if someone found me a little weird or even off-putting. i am a little weird and it’s no big deal

[automatic-caution-door]

[ladysnowofmpls]

ok this is really sweet

[waitwhatdidtheysay]

[captions]

Girl: “You glue them on.”

Dude 1: [very confused] “Why would you do that? I don’t glue mine on.”

Dude 2: [also confused] “Yeah, what the fuck?”

Girl: “Have you never heard of gluing them on?”

Dude 2: [incredulous] “No!”

Girl: “Watch this.” [she removes her eyelash]

Dude 1: [slightly panicked] “No, I- STOP.” 

Dude 2: [shocked gasp] [pause] [concerned] “Do you still have eyelashes?”

Girl: [laughs]

[cipheramnesia]

I remember a more innocent time, when two bros would chill in a hot tub, six feet apart, not because of a global pandemic, but merely because they were not gay.

[weepingandgnashingofteeth]

can’t wait to be married in a fucked up sort of double housewife situation

[weepingandgnashingofteeth]

nobody makes the money all we do is cook dinner

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

why don’t you plant some lavender and when it blooms you can squeeze a leaf or two between your fingers and the smell will calm you down. how about you do that. bitch

[ecthecat]

good idea

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

thank you. i have a lot of other good ideas as well

[ursulaklegay]

such as?

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

have gay sex

[realsurrealfeel]

“Retrograde” by Felipe Posada

[nerdjpg]

if i was billie eilish i would tweet who the fuck are the beatles and turn off my phone

[aextra]

same energy

[lesbianfairie-deactivated202212]

welcome home~ 🧹🌾💐 🌿