smile or go to jail

hi my name is jasmine and welcome to my mess

[ricksmichonne]

twd meme » one season [1/1] » season 4

[ikonicgif]

Nathalie Emmanuel photographed by David Burton for GQ

[cairistiona7]

The McDonald’s french fry is unbelievable. When you bite into it, you think: It’s so tasty, it can’t be real. As soon as it gets cold, it turns to lard and flubble. I mean, have you ever tried to eat a McDonald’s french fry that’s gone cold? That’s one of the circles of hell. The gulf between the warm, fresh, lightly salted McDonald’s french fry and the cold McDonald’s french fry is as great a gulf as any I know. - Viggo Mortensen, Esquire magazine (x)

[flawlessmeg]

down here, weakness is death. fear is death.

[aprilkepners-archive]

Fangirl Challenge: [25/40] Female Characters » Laurel Castillo “I’m a cheater, yes and a slut and a bad person. And now a murderer. Judge me if you want but do it while we’re carrying the damn body.” 

[kit-harington]

[rebecccasutters]

Game of Thrones ladies | Photoshoot (2015)

[ostraco-deactivated20170713]

“let’s blow up their shit.”

[pleaseanthanku-blog]

[katherinebishop-archive-deactiv]

parks and recreation + the exact moment you started crying

[alicenthightower]

What’s the last dish you cooked? "I don’t really cook that often, but when I do I cook a lot of it. I made grilled chicken and shishito peppers recently. I am really into shishito peppers, I am obsessed with them. I had them at Iris Café in Brooklyn and now I make them all the time.”

Abbi Jacobson for Bon Appetit

[wildlinging]

I am not turning down the money. I am turning down YOU. You get it? I don’t want NOTHING to do with you. Ever since I’ve met you, everything I’ve ever cared about is GONE, RUINED, TURNED TO SHIT, DEAD. Ever since I’ve hooked up with the GREAT HEISENBERG, I’ve never been more ALONE. I HAVE NOTHING. NO ONE. ALRIGHT? IT’S ALL GONE. GET IT? 

No, no, no. Why would you get it? What do you even care? As long as you get what you want. Right?

You don’t give a SHIT about me.

[rebecccasutters]

pokemon: *becomes confused*

me: hoe don't do it

pokemon: *hits itself in its confusion*

me: oh my god

[hugvvarts]

“He had to be many things at once. Sly, sexy, very smart. He had to deliver some lines that could come across as really hateful or mean, so I needed someone who could do that with a real sense of charm underneath all the angst and cruelty. The thing that Jack did so brilliantly was not try to be sexy. He has that confidence to just be able to flirt without even trying.” - Jack Falahee for Out Magazine, March 2015

[patchcprianos]

Get to know me meme :[12/15] movies: The Parent Trap (1998)

That girl is without a doubt, the lowest, most awful creature to ever walk the planet!

[nataliedormersource]

My yoga mat will always be in my luggage. Yoga is invaluable when you’re on long-haul flights a lot. But I do it for my mind as much as my body. Actually, that’s true of my relationship with all exercise. - Natalie Dormer for SELF Magazine (April 2015)

[larry-gergich]

Three words for you: Treat. Yo. Self.

[gatsbees]

if my account gets deleted i want it to be for this