❥ The Nanny - Random Quotes ❥
You can’t fire me! I quit!
Why does everyone assume the worst of me?
Can you believe he just sent me to my room? He is so adorable sometimes.
Honey, she’s the cleaning lady.
Well, I’ve never had any complaints before.
Look, you’re a lovely woman, and I wish you well. But if you ever hurt one of my kids again, they’ll be wiping your blue blood off the walls! And I mean that in the nicest possible way!
What we need here is compromise.
I didn’t know Santa wore red lipstick.
The man gets out of the house once a year. Live and let live.
Oops, I guess I did forget one old bag. Â
He is truly sensitive. When he cries, snot comes out of his nose.
It’s not like it sounds. I tried her out for the weekend first.
My God, she has got something, hasn’t she? Â
You spend so much time up this creek, I should think by now you’d have bought a paddle.
Too bad we didn’t have this conversation in the garden. The plants would have loved the fertilizer.
Yeah, but then I’d have something else to apologize for.
How about severe depression brought on by feelings of inadequacy and fear of death?
You have no idea how cruel children can be.
Does anybody know what today is?
That’s rather like discovering the atomic bomb. Sounds good in theory but millions will suffer!
You’re talking about a woman who can grow a tumor on command.
Oy! This is gonna take forever.Â
Every time I ask you to do something, you always manage to screw it all up.
Why do I ever listen to you?
She’s only happy when she’s making everyone around her miserable.
Time flies when you’re being unreasonable… sir. Â
No sour grapes, you could have foreign men worship you too. Go to India. You’d be sacred.
I don’t want to be happy. I want to be married.
I heard moaning and screaming coming from your room and I figured I should be a part of it.
No. Unlike my father, I’m not about to abandon my responsibilities for sexual gratification with some cheap floozy who works for me.
I was the most popular girl in school. It said so on all the bathroom walls.
Nobody looks good at two in the morning.
No one can ever know that this might possibly have happened.
Well, it ain’t going on my resume.
Well, I could sleep in the nude. But there’s the boy.
Well, I am smart enough to know I have just been insulted, and sexy enough not to care.