🤷‍♀️

A little bit of a lot of things.

[memewhore]

[salmonella-destroyer-of-worlds]

[salmonella-destroyer-of-worlds]

[salmonella-destroyer-of-worlds]

[salmonella-destroyer-of-worlds]

[babyfoxcollectionthings]

[horse-at-law]

[doubleca5t]

Now THIS is advertising

[forrestsandfeathers0]

I’m losing my mind

[saintemiliosandoz]

THE WHAT

[johnturturro]

[anxietyproblem]

[shitpostinguniverse]

[scoobydoomistakes]

*early in the episode*

*Scooby dashes inside to escape the monster*

*moment of silence*

*Scooby exits again, without a word*

*takes time to wipe his paws off on the mat*

Me: “Whoa! That’s, like… an actual joke, which never happens in the show! That’s worth 1/3rd of a point, A Pup Named Scooby-Doo.”

*much later*

*the whole gang is freaked out by the aforementioned monster*

*they all frantically run inside*

*moment of silence*

*they exit again, and – simultaneously – all wipe their feet off*

Me: “Ok, that’s cheesy and wonderful. 2/3rds of a point.”

*monster immediately scrambles inside after them*

*moment of silence*

Me: “…pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease–”

Me: “YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS”

Me: “FULL COMEDY POINT AWARDED, A PUP NAMED SCOOBY-DOO!”

this made me so dang happy you don’t even know

[scoobydoomistakes]

Y’all. Look.

You gotta stop reblogging A Pup Named Scooby-Doo posts. You’re gonna make me want to go back.

And we know all too well the madness that lies down that path.

[vicholas]

why is the entire fucking zoo following me

[rogerwittdraws]

[quest-draws]

ID: a sketchy two page comic of my tortoiseshell kittens, Maggie and Bunny.

From off panel, I hold my hands out to Maggie, who leans away

Me: Aw, Maggie doesn't wanna come up?

Maggie: Mother I am not a child.

Me: You're ten months old.

Maggie: I am a warrior.

Bunny pops up from behind her sister.

Bunny: I'm not! I'm baby <3

I scoop Bunny up while Maggie watches in shock and confusion.

Me: Aw, yes you are, Bunny. Who's my sweet baby?

Maggie flops on her back and shows her tummy. She has big blobby tears in her eyes.

Maggie: Mommy??? Betrayal?? You abandon your baby?? Your Darling Girl?? Your little Maggie-Pie?!?

End ID.

Maggie is a strong, independant kitten, so long as you never pay attention to anyone else, ever.

[funnelcloudd]

I drove a big utility van a lot at my old job and you couldn’t slide the seat back very far so every time I would lean forward to do anything my boob would honk the horn and it was hilarious

[pixopolis]

N,,, hahahahahaha,, ni,,, heeheehee,,, NOCE SET O HONKERS

[funnelcloudd]

[anxietyproblem]

[funnytwittertweets]