Random thougths

Reblogs of things I find awesome, funny or heartbreaking... occasional thoughts...

[simplesandwichies]

they put that man in a collar

[reblogiwill]

Which is bad for my sanity.

[shut-up-gwen]

Ilya: this guy is cute, I should start a stationary bike race so he knows I want to get sweaty together

Ilya: that didn’t quite work. Maybe I should just give him the eye? While I tell him I hope he likes his new city?

Ilya: okay. But surely if I make him drink from my water bottle and brush his fingers when passing it over…?

Ilya: call him pretty. To his face. No way he can miss that

Ilya: desperate measures, I’ll have to tell him I orchestrated this whole ad campaign just so I could see him again

Ilya: WHAT IF I STARTED JERKING OFF IN THESE COMUNAL SHOWERS?

[kiramisuuu]

Shane, 7 years later: I have figured out that you like me.

[gil-estel]

literally all I could think about while shane and yuna were having their Moment

[gil-estel]

bonus:

[emziess]

I give them everything but I feel fucking empty. They don't care. Heated Rivalry (continuation of this post)

[reblogiwill]

This show made me come back here.

[wendimydarling]

Title: Hold My Girl

Summary: Song Drabble #18, requested by @reblogiwill

Characters: Henry Cavill; unnamed wife; daughter Anna 

Word Count: 733

Warnings: Prepare to die of fluff. And he says a curse. Shame on him. 

A/N: Writing is hard, y’all… I’m currently in a state of “all the inspiration in the world but the freakin’ words just don’t want to come out”, and it’s driving me mad. Hopefully this one is up to snuff. Enjoy!

The front door slammed open and shut, startling both Henry and his wife as they made dinner. The clatter of footsteps on the stairs and a sob was the only indicator that it was their youngest, and Henry furrowed his brow. He didn’t like it when she cried; she was his girl. He wiped his hands on a towel and with a kiss to his wife’s forehead, made his way up the stairs to see what the fuss was about. 

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[galaxyedging]

Oscar on the set of Frankenstein.

[rainsaysthings]

Watching all of Outlander immediately followed Irish Wish is a huge mistake. Lindsay Lohan's love interest was terrifying.

[p4nishers]

can't believe tom hiddleston ACTUALLY interrupted the interviewer to say "one last thing, i think mobius is loki's friend and i don't think loki has ever had a friend before" like king. i love how u felt the need to add that truly

[makkarisbelova]

I love loki as a show because OB just drops a line like “sorry it took me so long to build this extremely advanced piece of technology I’d never seen before, I lost my job and my wife left me lol” and we’re just like yeah. okay. this is usual. carry on.

and also sylvie is a literal norse goddess whose dream life is to work at a mcdonald’s and listen to records like every other mentally ill bisexual with a mullet, and loki is a literal god in love with Some Guy who’s a mustachioed gay jetski enthusiast and an ai clock is in love with the guy who made her and the way time works just makes NO sense but you’re too busy staring at tom hiddleston’s delectable jawline and puppy dog eyes deliver the best performance of his life to even care

[trashcora]

LOKI — 02x02 “Breaking Brad”

[spookypeacephantom]

Khalbir as AO3 tags

[darklynoon-deactivated20170407]

Reblog if you’re 30 or older

This is an experiment to see if there really are as few of us as people think.You can also use this to freak out your followers who think you’re 25 or something. Yay!

[kindly-whisper-norbury]

I am the old.

[jonquilclegane]

[when-did-this-become-difficult]

I genuinely think @staff should give us an official Bot Kill Count where it ticks up every time a bot you reported is officially taken off by the tumblr team and when you hit a certain number you get gruesome little trophies. Gamification can be of the devil but in this particular case I need a little treat for doing my daily chore of taking out the trash

[the-indigo-symphony]

A small PSA to all those new to dealing with the porn bots that Tumblr now has a fresh wave of – I understand that when you go to report them, you want to report them as "[containing] sexually explicit material", but don't do that. Report them as spam instead.

These are spam bots flooding tags and the website in general with spam links. They often do not have anything sexually explicit on their blog (although they often have implicit material). Plus, these two reports get very different results. Reporting explicit material gets the bot slapped behind an 18+ wall, so minors can't check if they're a bot or not. Reporting spam gets the bot taken down.

Remember, folks: when dealing with a bot, report spam, not smut!

[reblogiwill]

[endgamezouis]

This is exactly why Modrić deserves to win this world cup 😭 “It’s okay. You’re stronger than this. Everyone fails. You’ll come back stronger. I love you.” 😭

[dead-heroineoftwilight-deactiva]

I think it’s funny how celebrities moving from Twitter to Tumblr gain nothing here.

Like, settle in to be just some guy. No one cares. You are just as much tumblrina as the rest of us now.

Yeah, you might be famous, but you’re not tumblr famous. Yeah, you won an Oscar but you’ll never be as beloved as Blorbo from my shows. We will never freak out about you answering our ask as we will freak out over our ship still not being canon. We care more about hot takes than follower counts here. We are so unmarketable, there is no good PR on our hellsite /aff.

We only wanna see cool shoelaces that’s it.