Rebz

Ayyy

[micdotcom]

[dmardsanddaisies]

This. Fucking this.

[voglushja]

YES

[n0stalgia96]

Man like Jeremy 👏👏

[visions2twisted]

Honestly he’s right, it seems to be joked about when a woman does some type of violence towards a man. I don’t condone that type of shit from a man or a woman.

[animatedamerican]

I would reframe it differently: it’s not that people wouldn’t be laughing if the victim were a woman, it’s that people wouldn’t be laughing if the perpetrator were a man.  Even if the victim were also a man.

It’s “this dude got victimized by a girl” that is apparently highlarious, and it’s terrible.

[metoo-3]

^100%

[mycroftplayingoperation]

this show’s dialogue is iconic

[resistdrumpf]

[andhumanslovedstories]

So I came home from work today and there was a kindle addressed to me that I did not remember ordering. I spent the afternoon trying to figure out how I accidentally purchased a kindle from Amazon, and when I came back from hanging out with Catherine, I told my parents, guys, you will not believe what I accidentally ordered for myself. 

“Huh,” said Dad very casually. “Did you get charged for it?” 

I spent the next five minutes checking my bank account and came back into the living room to announce, “No, I didn’t. Do you think it’s a mistake? But it has my name on it! what does this mean”

It was around the time that I started to sound panicked that Dad confessed to buying it for me (“I didn’t realize the mystery of it would be so terrifying”). Which was very, very sweet and slightly unfortunate because yesterday I purchased a replacement kindle for myself. 

So anyway, we now have a family kindle 

[andhumanslovedstories]

Me and Mom were talking about the kindle this morning, and she told me about how a few weeks ago, she got into her car only to discover that it had been mysteriously cleaned.

“But who would do this?” she said to my father who said he was sure he had no idea. “A student? A stranger? Someone who broke into my car to steal it but felt bad about how dirty it was? WHO??”

Eventually Dad was like, “Honey. It was clearly me.”

Poor Dad just wants to be a man who expresses his love through silent actions, but his family consists of panicked, suspicious women who apparently are very sure that strangers will ominously do nice things for us

[sacredkarcram]

[bromojumbo]

she’s about to risk it all

[thetalee]

Wait no stop, this brings up a good question: HOW does Thor fit in within the christian worldview!?!?

[metal-gear-samus]

Oh I think sister Marjorie can fit him in just fine

[allaroundnerd]

[andrew-h-o-z-i-e-r-byrne]

[pro-diversity]

english teacher: why is there so much conflict throughout history?

me:

[ajiezena-deactivated20190730]

this man is unreal

bonus:

[cloudsongs]

[anti-capitalistlesbianwitch]

[ilovegodwyn]

Are you threatening me with violence

[niggazinmoscow]

No one can own these people harder than they own themselves

[gamarai-archive-deactivated2020]

I just wanted to use the microwave

[raindrops-on-radishes]

Put it back quietly, go to the bathroom, look in the mirror, and practice your surprised face.

[gamarai-archive-deactivated2020]

Put what back

[catholiclifeguard-deactivated20]

[lavenderlabia-deactivated201604]

[amazingadventuresofmilo]

I WILL NEVER STOP LOSING IT AT “FUCK YOU LADY.”

[bpdmaxsteel-deactivated20160713]

Oh my god the “FUCK YOU LADY” is the best

[stfuconservatives]

YESSS THIS POST IS BACK

[stfuprolifers]

The physics and “FUCK YOU LADY” are definitely my favorite ones.

[tranquilihty]

neck kissing is honestly the hottest, most seductive thing anybody could ever do to me. if you kiss my neck, if you playfully bite my neck, if your tongue touches my neck i will melt in your fingertips.

[jomjjeoro]

hey guys. this is my invention. check it out

[bastionkeeper]

listen no matter how depressed I am whenever this post shows up on my dash I fucking lose it I just laugh so hard, it’s such a good post. The way it’s presented? Soap on a sink nozzle, okay clearly this is some sort of handwashing appliance. Then there’s just water going everywhere no further explanation it’s so good I’m so happy

[miridai]

[squided]

I sent this into a group chat once and a guy flipped out at how my sense of humor is horrible and kicked me out of the chat

[skillsne]

The fourth largest religion.

[rhube]

In the name of Adobe, the Reader and the Writer.