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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
Sweet Seals For You, Always
macklin celebrini has autism
Game of Thrones Daily
KIROKAZE
noise dept.
Keni

JBB: An Artblog!
Mike Driver
Xuebing Du
hello vonnie

blake kathryn

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Cosmic Funnies
cherry valley forever
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@rechargeablegay
blacksmith's boy ⚜️
How much money did judas sell out Jesus’ ass for though
Jesus of Nazareth when Judas sells him out for thirty pieces of silver which is worth $370 dollars in current money.
Me when I fucking get you
send his ass to gongaga
had a dream last night that jerma became like a mainstream celebrity by pioneering a new type of stream where he would play a game like normal but every once in a while he would let chat "peep the horror" and put this like red and black pulsating mass on screen (it kinda looked like an ai generated image) and the whole deal was that everyone who saw it thought it was the funniest thing they'd ever seen but every time he'd show it one viewer who saw it would die
it ended when he showed it on stream and dropped dead. the stream was left on for 72 hours to honor his memory, it was dead quiet with just his body and a slowly pulsating red mass on screen beside him
something like this
@jermafireman
shoutout to people saying “peep the horror” and jerma reading it out loud and being confused in tonight’s stream
TWITCH STAFF MUST CONDEMN
#why did they make me watch limmy experience a microaggression
I almost spit my drink out
This "vintage video game" style roleplay is inspired by NBC's Hannibal -- where you can choose agent Will Graham's next actions. Simply leave a comment with 'A', 'B', or 'C' for each scene post.
The majority vote for the previous scene was “B”
Jerma stops streaming for like 10 months and it turns out that the reason why was he got adopted and left his gaming computer at the orphanage
Grandpa Piss got something to say
garrett (definitely not a blood mage) hawke
Willburt Grahamton
Jason & Friends
Honest to god I could write entire books on the fucked up little micro societies that exist solely in isolated gmod servers
my buddy and I were crawling some servers on gmod one day, just dinking around and being mild nuisances. we found one server where everyone had some ridiculous rank/title–various mythical creatures and wizards and stuff. We bothered someone badly enough (probably made a big mess of barrels or something) that we got put in jail, but we weren’t really interested in playing gmod as much as just goofing off, so we hung around the server for a while. the residents were chatting pretty casually, until someone, in a frantic tone, says “Janus is coming! We need to get this place cleaned up!” Janus logs in, and he has the title of God. Someone sheepishly asks “hey what’s up Janus?” Janus replies with an ear-splittingly loud buzzing static noise that drowns every sound on the server out. me and my buddy absolutely lost our minds
world heritage post
You did this to me
Cock is one of my favorite tastes. Not only that, but balls smell amazing. It makes me go a little crazy on it to be honest. Like, I cannot get it far enough down my throat to be satisfied. I’m only satisfied when I feel those intense, powerful, salty, hot pumps of cum down my throat. When I sit back on my heels, look up at you with cum all over my mouth and slobber running down my neck, hair all fucked up and wipe my mouth with the back of my arm and ask you if I did a good job and you cannot even speak because I’ve drained all of your energy out the tip of your dick….. That’s when I’m satisfied.
john green u nasty and ugly as hell shut the fuck up
sweetie, you are literally so out of line it’s fucking unbelievable. i could drag you so hard right now but i know you’ll just end up crying. i’ve roasted you before and you know it. chances are you’ll just say i bullied you because you’re gay and have different skin. talk shit get hit, you don’t wanna mess with me kiddo; i’ve got a black belt. i know threats are fucked up but that’s all i’ve been receiving all day, probably from her royal hoodrat olive and all of her nasty friends. but you can gang up on me and make fun of me for being goth all you want. i’ve been hurt a lot. my first boyfriend cheated on me, my dad screams if i forget to do my chores, and there are some days i don’t even want to get out of bed in the mornings. i’m a jaded teenage girl. i’ve been through shit that you wouldn’t even dream of. you think your life is hard? try asking the cutest guy in your grade out in the middle of the cafeteria only to find out he has a fucking girlfriend. you don’t know my life or my story so keep my name out of your nasty mouth. life is a battlefield and it looks like i’ve already won.
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die french
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the hundred years war