Stuck In This Mad World

This one time I was swimming in the sea, and I felt something touch my leg, and I was like ohh, what's that? And I got pulled under and there was this mermaid chick and she kissed me and I could breathe under water. Wait. No. That was Dougie Poynter....

[julius-caeser]

hanging with my boys in the senate on wednesday the 15th, cant wait to see what theyve got planned, i hope its a suprise party

[biwarlockofglitter]

I heard recently that you can tell a lot about a person by the first movie they know Tim Curry from and I literally can’t stop thinking about it.

so say in the tags what’s the first movie you know Tim Curry from. Mines muppets treasure island

[a7estrellas]

PEDRO PASCAL  attends the “The Mandalorian” Season 3 photocall February 22, 2023 | London, England

[catchymemes]

[ponyregrets]

me looking at a monet painting at the museum: up close it's just a big old mess

[fxlthyangxl-deactivated20240122]

[witchesversuspatriarchy]

Oh no that would be terrible

[catchymemes]

[debellatis]

This is.... Absurdly cute. What the fuck.

[gallusrostromegalus]

It's worth noting that the reason the beaver wants the water to be deeper in the first place is that the Beaver is using the deep water as a pantry:

All summer and fall, beavers gather up branches with the leaves they actually eat, and store it in the deep end of the Pond, where the cold water and limited oxygen keep the leaves fresh all winter, so when it's negative 20 outside, a beaver can take a dip out of it's lodge, grab some refrigerated leaves in the (relatively) warmer water and go back to it's cozy little nap hole while everything else is out there suffering and eating bark or the like.

So it's less "there's a leak in my house" and more "OH SHIT THE FRIDGE!!"

[memequeen-official]

[foxesdontscareme]

this is so real

[nick-nellson]

Hot Fuzz 🚨 dir. Edgar Wright

[animentality]

[beardedmrbean]

[theman]

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

[tattooedzombigirl]

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

[thenatsdorf]

Hot dog mission.

[gamergeek322]

I unmuted, and was not disappointed

[macrolit]

“Most books on witchcraft will tell you that witches work naked. This is because most books on witchcraft were written by men.”

—

Neil Gaiman

[inthetags]

reblog and put in the tags how old you were the first time you rode on a plane

[louisegluckpdf]

“don’t go where i can’t follow” is literally the most romantic thing anyone has ever said. it’s like. i’ll let you bring me anywhere—far from home, far from the places and people i love, so long as you stay with me. i’ll let you walk into danger and through hell, but i will not let you go where i can’t go with you. that is where i draw the line.