Like God spilled a person

Chash, thirties, Boston-ish, white, bi, cis, she/her. Interests include Bellamy Blake in glasses and making bad choices. Chash on AO3.

[ministarfruit]

attorney adverts

[tinybed]

[comealongphil]

dawn dimmadome? wife of doug dimmadome, owner of the dimmsdale dimmadome?

[punkrorschach]

actually she took the dimmadome in the dimmadivorce

[sophsun1]

Derry Girls – 1.05

[confusionofconfusions-deactivat]

i love that 17th century jewish poltergeist story where the family living in the haunted house calls a catholic priest for help before they contact a rabbi, because yeah, i think that would be my call too; id be like, oh? a demon in my house speaking latin and drawing inverted crosses on my wall in sulfuric bile? then without even questioning my faith i’d call up the catholic church and be like yo father, one of your boys loose come get him

[dailycatsblog]

[manhcester]

fruit edition

are you a strawberry or raspberry person? a lemon or lime person? a mango or peach person? a pear or apple person?

[lostinpubwe-deactivated20220705]

[argentavis]

hey do you mind grabbing joseph's coat for him? yeah its the red and yellow and green and brown and scarlet and black and ochre and peach and ruby and olive and violet and fawn and lilac and gold and chocolate and mauve and cream and crimson and silver and rose and azure and lemon and russet and gray and purple and white and pink and orange and blue one

[praguegirl]

they just don’t do any classic homophobic children moments like this anymore 

[coughloop]

There was really no winning that one

[gamechangershow]

Welcome to Game Changer season 8

[godlessondheimite]

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

[nobodys-odyssey]

Taylor Swift does this

[godlessondheimite]

no she doesn’t

[nobodys-odyssey]

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

[dancinbutterfly]

#I'm fucking crying#this is an instant classic#this is the next meme#i can't believe I'm here to see a baby copypasta nary two hours old#I can't#lol#i laughed way too hard#iconic

[damndorothea]

i saw this somewhere else but reply / tag what you did today so everyone can see that we all did something different today

[anneemay]

[iphisesque]

my dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “early 2000s harry potter livejournal forum” 😳 you’ll be zonked out of your gourd 💯

me: yeah whatever. i don’t feel shit.

5 minutes later: dude i swear i just saw cassandra clare post an incest fic

my buddy angua9 pacing: msscribe is lying to us

[cjhousman]

Celeste Oakley is running out of family. Seriously, her mom's dad's sister's daughter? They're barely even related. If her grandmother and her uncle and a bunch of other relatives didn't want to adopt her, there's no way her first cousin once removed is going to do it. Roberta Kaplan is definitely some hunchbacked old lady who doesn't even know what trans means, and she's going to take one look at Celeste and send her into foster care again. She knows the drill. Except that Roberta--Bert--is actually a bisexual twenty-something who lives in a creepy old house with actual chickens in the backyard. There are woods all around for Celeste to explore and a girl named Nari down the street who actually wants to be friends. There's even a cat who follows her home and moves in. Throw in a haunted house, a boy who talks to animals, Bert's dryad ex-girlfriend and the fact that Bert and Celeste are witches? This is definitely nothing like anywhere else Celeste has lived. And the weirder things get, the more Celeste thinks that maybe weird is exactly where she belongs.

Now available for pre-order! With cover art by @twinsetspammer

(Pre-order for paperback is coming, it just takes longer for Amazon to review I guess)

[cjhousman]

Apparently the paperback doesn't actually get a pre-order? You learn something new every day when you're flying by the seat of your self-publishing pants. Paperback drops June 11!

[gngerale]

Hudson Williams visiting (and promoting) a friend's home decor store.

[drysqu1d]

i tend to avoid discourse because most of it is trite and pointless but just this once i feel like i need to state my opinion: i think everyone should bend to my dark and evil will

[drysqu1d]

genuinely so curious as to what happens in Formula One racing