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BRF gossip from a former Telegraph employee. This blog is for entertainment purposes only and all opinions are alleged.

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THIS

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If the raison d'etre for your rule, wealth and power is entirely based on ancestry versus merit, of course all the members of this rareified group will ultimately be protected by the others in it - because the minute people start saying let's throw out this one because he sucks, the public will start examining the entire set up and everyone in it to see who should be tossed next.

The BRF already used up that move with Andrew - notice how much they hated doing it, and let me assure you it wasn't because they love Andy so much - tossing Harry out will allow public opinion to dictate who is royal and who is not and that will be the end of them.

The Divine Right is still in play here, and Harry (and the kids if they are his, but not Meghan) will be covered under that umbrella until the current king passes.

Harry's constant insistance that his genetics make him more important and deserving of special treatment by "ordinary" people and the law is not something he just pulled out of his ass. He's been told this since he was very little and it's shaped how his otherwise unremarkable brain works. He's just saying the quiet part out loud - but every single member of the royal family believes this to their core.

By protecting Harry they are protecting the increasingly shaky ground the entire institution rests on.

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Just a reminder that Charles' cheapness is the core of his dealings with the Harkles. He knows he'll end up paying some of their debts (think of my wittle grandchildren! That I met!) but is willing to give them room to try to make their own money without involving gossip and talking crap about him and Camilla to save himself some $$$. (I doubt this condition extends to William and Catherine. )

The Harkles are in a bind. They are practically exploding with the desire to blab and spin about the visit, but they can't. How long can they restrain themselves with everything on the line?

Charles pulled a Madame de Merteuil, where they want to tell, they cannot tell and that is the end of the story.

Let's watch and see if they can resist.

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Charles III has the survival skills of a fucking napkin. He would have been one of those kings who pulled out the Dane gold every time the Vikings were seen even a couple hundred miles from shore, bankrupting England in the name of peace as the Vikings invaded because he ran out of money.

This is the problem with Elizabeth's far too long reign. She and her Court raised Charles in a still semi-Victorian manner, that a United Family Image means everything and Charles became a king too old to change that mindset.

And as I said before, it'll be less expensive to prop Harry up than it will be to allow him to fail completely. There is no way in hell that the royal family will allow the Harkles to go bankrupt as much as they both have earned and deserve it.

I hope Charles at least got a few concessions written in stone from them. And if he ends up paying that legal bill where his son called His Majesty's court a whitewash, there is no saving this guy.

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Charles Spencer no longer speaks with his own daughters (and wasn't invited to their weddings) so color me skeptical about a Harkles merry weekend on Dead Diana Island.

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I said yesterday that the Daily Mail and all the affected reporters were going to release the Kraken and boy, they didn't take long. This is a particularly damning article.

https://archive.is/20260708164333/https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-15941757/charlotte-griffiths-prince-harry.html

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FYI, with the victory of ANL over the Ridiculous 6 or Five or whatever it ended up being, the Kraken is now released.

Get ready to see anti-Harkles stories like you've never seen them before. It's going to be open season on Harry and Meghan from this day forward. They have pissed off so so many of the wrong people.

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Note: Harry's not mad but desperate for a lot of things.

Markle is sabatoging him every step of the way with very unethical forms of coercion. She has plans, he has (had) plans and these plans are diametrically opposed to one another for multiple reasons.

There's deep trouble here and Harry literally has no one on his side in his own home, but to be fair, he allowed that to happen.

And yes the BRF might not jump in to save him from the Merry Widow but oh boy she will pay if something goes tremendously sideways.

That's the problem with a thousand year old dynasty - their wheels grind slowly but exceedingly fine.

Allegedly.

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The Harkles are in deep financial trouble. Charles is stuck being literally the King of England who can't let them fail into poverty unless he wants to be more unpopular than pre-Christmas morning Scrooge.

If there's a meeting in a few weeks it might be a test if Royal Stardust alone can get them back on their feet in the US (least expensive option) or beginning of negotations to take them back under strict conditions (that will stick hard in Markle's craw.)

Or, it could be complete Harkle bullshit. Tune in later, same Bat Time, same Bat Channel.

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Update: Harkles bullshit. Again.

They are dull, aren't they?

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Harry's years-long obsession with getting a very specific type of high level UK security isn't just about his paranoia and status seeking.

Just saying. 🤷‍♀️

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Wimbledon anon here.

I had a meeting (If I may call it that) with someone who was present during the Markle Debacle and got fired because of their actions. I don't blame this woman at all, she was trying to do her job. What happened is that Meghan was late and was told by an event planner that she is breaking the dress code. The planner asked her to take her hat off and if she has a change of clothes because no one wears jeans in the main boxes. She told the planner "Do you know I can fucking fire you? Do you know who I am?" and her friends just laughed. Then she skipped security (everyone must go through it, even royals). She wanted some specific red wine in the lounge and they had to explain to her they can only get her local stuff at such a short notice. She had none of it. Her friend had like 4 Pimm's cups under an hour and was telling innapropriate jokes to staff. Meghan was cussing all the time and smiling like a psychopath at the camera. Then came the infamous box emptying incident.

She came to that match with a 20 min notice. The RPOs were gobsmacked at the rush and one of them confessed it was his day off but they pulled him out to escort her to the match. They had to allocate the entire box because no one had been background checked and Markle was laughing all the time at watching people leave. She said "This is just for us!" Not all people in the box could find seats so they lost around £15k on that incident in tickets only due to refunds. Some of then threatened to sue. Then came the bomb.

The Duke of Kent and the Duchess of Cambridge were on a conference call. Catherine sounded apologetic and Prince Edward sounded on the verge of tears. He said that never in his life time has a member of his own family done something on that level on his event and offered to pay the ticket difference and Catherine did the same. One of the RPOs very openly complained about Meghan and said that he believed she got very drunk with her friends. Catherine sounded horrified and apologised profusely. The Duke of Kent hosted a private dinner for everyone involved but the people who accomodated Meghan got fired because they cost the tournament so much. This person said she knew she is going to get fired the moment they couldn't find a spot for people who actually came on time and paid their tickets. By the way, Markle didn't leave a single dime there. Prince Edward and Catherine covered that out of their own pockets.

I don't know what else to say except for disgusting. She cost several people their jobs and possibly made the lovely Prince Edward cry. So much on members of the royal family making her cry.

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And they can't imagine why they're unpopular.

She's not meeting with the BRF ever again.

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The Harkles are in deep financial trouble. Charles is stuck being literally the King of England who can't let them fail into poverty unless he wants to be more unpopular than pre-Christmas morning Scrooge.

If there's a meeting in a few weeks it might be a test if Royal Stardust alone can get them back on their feet in the US (least expensive option) or beginning of negotations to take them back under strict conditions (that will stick hard in Markle's craw.)

Or, it could be complete Harkle bullshit. Tune in later, same Bat Time, same Bat Channel.

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Sorry, been gone for a bit. Health isn't what it used to be.

Anyway, I'm noticing a distinct uptick in PR pieces that seem to be placed by Harry and Meghan separately, in opposition to one another. This either indicates The War of the Harkles has begun OR they are trying to trick the BRF into reinstating Harry, only to bring Meghan and the kids on in the UK as royals at some later date.

I'm betting on the former. Especially if Harry has finally gotten the nuances of living in a capitalist society - AKA, you better have a damned job - and is existentially horrified at the prospect of being broke, wishing to go back to the gray men, the nice house, his security guard drinking buddies and having all his bills paid without him having to know anything about it.

He's even suggesting that he'll be quiet from now on. Yeah, right, lol.

The dueling PR - if that's what it is - is going to get nasty because while Harry is stubborn, snotty and dumb, she's a formidable foe.

Allegedly.

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Watch Meghan's sponsor - lol, just kidding, her pimp - get ready for his former star yacht girl turned old hag madam to kick off the opening of his latest whorehouse rich gentleman's club, SoHo House, Sydney.

Good thing she went to the hospital before cutting the red ribbon on The House of the Rising Dicks. God knows what diseases she'll be spreading afterwards.

Allegedly.

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A good friend"s 6-year-old daughter died of leukemia after a horrific struggle for 4 years. How nice of Meghan to expose this child to neutropenia- a deadly, and common infection among pediatric cancer patients - by insisting the child remove her mask and then rubbing herself all over the child for a photo opportunity.

I also blame the hospital for this egregious lack of concern for their vulnerable pediatric cancer patients.

But good work Meghan. I'm sure the parents will appreciate that you likely infected their already seriously sick child.

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Yikes on a trike.

Other than that, fake royal tours won't pay the mortgage. This weekend they'll be back to filiming poor innocent Prince and Princess Backwards on Insta and trying to crash more parties.

The price of door bouncers will hit sky high in old Monticito. Invest now.

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https://archive.is/StF3x

Live by the lawsuit, die by the lawsuit. It'll be a brand new world for this idiot to be on the other side of the courtroom.

Can he afford a defense or settlement? And the discovery phase? What other can of worms will this open up?

I'm not laughing, I swear.

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https://archive.is/20260406175325/https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/royals/article-15710113/ALISON-BOSHOFF-happy-family-pictures-Harry-Meghan-Montecito-Sussexes-easter.html

So WME dumped them over 2 years ago and agreed to lie about it. That's a terrible look but impressive how Meghan gets powerful corporations to go along with her face-saving maneuvers. Did she force them all into a "pre-nup" stipulation at contract signing?

Also, hats off to Lady Campbell on Youtube for being right on the money regarding this long ago.

I'm baffled as to how they will survive this slow motion sinking of their homemade Titanic. Like Hemingway wrote, financial ruin happens "gradually, then suddenly." Luckily Harry has no concept of money so he's not the one awake at night but Meghan isn't quite as dumb.

Stay tuned. Something's going to break.

Allegedly.