( arcane shifter )

Men are always willing to believe two things about a woman: one, she's weak, and two, that she finds him attractive. Indie Morrigan || Please read The Code

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[ i came back to 122 followers holy shit ]

[araltuar]

i’m going on a short hiatus from april 26th to may 3rd.

my friend’s birthday is coming up so i’m spending a week out of town. i’ll pop on every now and then to check things or make smaller posts, or post longer things i worked on while i’ve been off. but i won’t constantly be on. so. yeah. this affects ellana, bianca, hawke, and morrigan. love y’all.

[halftragedy]

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 ʙɪᴀɴᴄᴀ ᴅᴀᴠʀɪ                ᴍᴀʀɪᴀɴ ʜᴀᴡᴋᴇ              ᴇʟʟᴀɴᴀ ʟᴀᴠᴇʟʟᴀɴ                ᴍᴏʀʀɪɢᴀɴ

             oc friendly - crossover friendly - multi-verse - multi-ship - semi-selective              please read every single rules page before interacting with anyone here                all written by remix, central standard time, midwestern united states

                        That’s why Catholic schools use nuns instead of priests.                              At the end of the year you hated those bitches,                                      but you knew the capital of Vermont.

[boysnsplinters-blog]

[ ♛ ] send me a url and i'll tell you the following;

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my opinion on;

character in general: how they play them: the mun:

do i;

follow them: rp with them: want to rp with them: ship their character with mine:

what is my;

overall opinion:

**Note: Mun’s answer are all to be completely honest. Don’t send url if you don’t want brutal honesty.

[swampwxtch]

[text : Tweedledee] Ugh, always the tropical. It gives me such a headache.

[text : Tweedledee] Why can’t we do something like lavender or sage? Those are such relaxing scents.

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[ text :: Reflection ] Papaya smells so much better than wet dog. [ text :: Reflection ] I’m out of lavender for a while, I’ll have to actually leave my apartment.

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[ x ]

[ text :: Reflection ] You’re picky about scents. [ text :: Reflection ] I don’t think you like tropical stuff as much as I do.

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[text] I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a “let’s fuck” way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of “let me wash your hair” way.

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[ text :: Reflection ] We used to when we were kids.[ text :: Reflection ] Though I doubt you’d like my bubble bath soap.

[rpmememaker]

SUPER TEXT LIST! (Texts From Last Night Inspired)

originally from frommemetoyou

[rpmememaker]

[text] Are you lost?

[text] NO! That was a typo

[text] Did you buy it?

[text] I think I’m a mermaid

[text] I know it’s 3am, but come over and cook for me. 

[text] Too lazy to booty call, so have this text instead

[text] Need to bury a body, it’s urgent.

[text] Are you sure there’s no monsters?

[text] It was an accident.

[text] lol fuk da police

[text] send me a picture and i’ll be home quicker ;)

[text] DO NOT READ THE LAST MESSAGE IT WASN’T MEANT FOR YOU

[text] Well maybe I broke my tongue!

[text] Please tell me you’re free today! I’ve got some big news today.

[text] Got a spare ticket, do you want to come?

[text] Do you have a spare mankini I can borrow?

[text] Is fancy dress allowed at the wedding?

[text] I was using my old baby blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants

[text] We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead… I just rolled off and tapped out. 

[text] Like alphabetically, I’d say a t?

[text] I’m sorry if throwing up in the back of your dad’s car ruined our friendship :(

[text] there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night singing karaoke and drink out of juice cartons. don’t judge me.

[text] I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn’t need it today.

[text] Do you know where I am?

[text] My wedding is in 5 hours and I have no idea where I am. Help!

[text] We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would get a piggy back ride home. I’ve never been so broken.

[text] Is “head down ass up” an appropriate way to say good morning?

[text] That is definitely not healthy, in fact I’m not sure it’s legal to send that sort of picture?

[text] There isn’t enough cookie dough ice cream at home, so I’ll be heartbroken tomorrow instead.

[text] Not sure if I took a nap or went to another dimension

[text] ABORT MISSION! ABORT MISSION! HE IS A TRIPLET, WE DONT NEED TO FIGHT OVER HIM WE CAN HAVE AN ORGY INSTEAD

[text] No no don’t leave me, who’s going to walk me home

[text] She wheeled me home in a trolley and sad she loved me, I think I win.

[text] My dick just got serenaded.

[text] I ate the whole wheel of cheese. Help.

[text] I’ve been hiding under the bed for the past 20 minutes, and now they’re getting into it and it’s a little too late for me to jump out and surprise them. So expect a live sex updates

[text] The fridge is fully stocked. I’m either hallucinating or this is a miracle

[text] I need you to help me clean the house because I have visitors in less than an hour???

[text] Your brother is at the front door- WHAT DO I SAY?!

[text] It’s all fun and games till someone says you’re so pretty they could punch you and they, you know, punch you

[text] I’m in A&E but I don’t really know why

[text] Went to bed with a 10, just about woke up with a 2 and a half

[text] I think I’m officially a homewrecker because his wife just walked in screaming and he said it’s not what it looks like. I mean what else could it look like? I wasn’t trimming his hairs with my mouth?!

[text] My night ended with me crying in a gutter, I hate you.

[text] He’s decorated the toilet with his urine. I never want to see him ever again, tell him he has 2 minutes to get out of our house.

[text] Don’t talk to me! You tried to trade me for a glass of wine and a cigarette!

[text] I promise I’ll get everyone to jelly wrestle with us xox

[text] I am armed with a crown, a sash and a bouquet of flowers. Don’t test me.

[text] I think I got married last night?

[text] I think I got married on impulse last night… and after looking a second time, I don’t think i’ve made any mistakes.

[text] My mouth tastes like poor choices

[text] I didn’t let go of the mechanical bull, but they had to pull me off because… it was rough just the way I like it and I think that showed?

[text] If I say it was accidental you’ll just say I’m lying

[text] There is an alarming amount of glitter in my… everywhere

[text] You’re my hero

[text] You’re the worst thing to ever happen to me, thank you

[text] Have you ever had a good idea in your life?

[text] Are we going to end up in the hospital again?

[text] It’s not a good night if I don’t end up crying into your mother’s lap.

[text] Mark my words, your dad will be my sugar daddy, he’ll marry me and you’ll have to call me momma bear and I will interrupt your sex life with condoms and condiments.

[text] I’m may be allergic to nuts, but not his.

[text] She high fived me out of pity

[text] You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask

[text] You just walked in, rated their performance, dragged in three other people to clap for them, then walked back out.

[text] You kept calling me baby Jesus and trying to see what wise men had to say about my hair…

[text] I am a responsible adult. I tied up my hair before I puked

[text] I am a responsible adult, I brought home a lost kitten and let it shit in your room

[text] I accidentally talked myself into a threesome, when did I become so smooth?

[text] It may or may not have been your sister…

[text] It may or may not have been your brother…

[text] If you’re not coming over with food, don’t come over at all

[text] Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My co-worker is talking to me about her birds having sex again…

[text] IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS

[text] Buy me a helicopter, I will give you the last slice of pizza. pls. this is important. okay maybe the crust?

[text] Let’s never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.

[text] I tried to put lipstick on my eyeballs, help.

[text] I told her my cum counts as protein shake and she sent a text to my gran saying I ate her cat.

[text] If you don’t fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we’re alone in your room, I’m returning you to the boyfriend store

[text] I accidentally sexted your mum, I’m sorry xox

[text] There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro

[text] I feel like you’re pretending I didn’t bail you out of jail last night for trying to staple a cushion to the top of their car so you had a “comfy place to sit”

[text] You climbed the fence and then started crying because you were scared of hamsters, I really don’t know what you took, but you need a babysitter.

[text]  I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a “let’s fuck” way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of “let me wash your hair” way.

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vintdesserter

“It is not often a Tevinter comes my way. Most avoid my path.”

[ofroleplayandthings]

meet the mun

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Name: Kaiden Birthday: August 7 Ethnicity: Irish/German/American? Gender: Non-binary Preferred pronouns: They/them is preferred Sexual orientation: I’m gay no matter what Occupation: Sadly unemployed Hidden talent: Vocal recognition Eye Color(s): Green/grey Hair Color(s): Brown with tiny hints of blue at the ends Height: ...five foot two... Weight: Somewhere I don’t want it to be Scars: Oh man. Biggest are on my elbows Mental illnesses: Depression, insomnia, anxiety Physical illnesses: Random pain, migraines Hogwarts house: Hufflepuffle

[dragonagefandompositivity-blog]

madamdefer nails their portrayal of vivienne- not to mention the fact they’re incredibly kind and supportive ooc.

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"Some mysteries aren't questions to be answered."

[ x ]

“And what of the answers themselves?”

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❄ - Favorite season and why?

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fall. always fall.

the colors of the leaves, the bitter edgeof the wind, an excuse to drink anythingthat can be warmed and experiment withsoup and stew recipes. and don’t evenget morrigan started on the wool cloaks.the slight itch of a new one is so worththe warmth it provides when traveling.and it’s always gives her another reasonto shift and wander through a forest.

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Welcome to Night Vale {Sentence Starters}

"A life of pain is the pain of life, and you can never escape it."

"There are many things I wish I could remember."

"Regret nothing, until it is too late. Then, regret everything."

"We have nothing to fear except ourselves."

"Your existence is not impossible. But it's also not very likely."

"There are no trees in the library."

"Whoever is telepathically assaulting the tourists, please stop."

"The sun didn’t set at the correct time today."

"It has occurred to me that I may be the only one able to see it."

"Alligators. Can they kill your children? Yes."

"We are not history yet. We are happening now. How miraculous is that?"

"The moon’s weird though, right?"

"Do not approach the Dog Park."

"If you see something, say nothing, and drink to forget."

"Is there something more interesting than us?"

"It does not feel as we tiny humans feel."

"It’s impossible to be killed by a gun."

"We're all being monitored almost 24/7."

"Vote correctly, or never see your loved ones again."

"The Glow Cloud does not need to converse with us."

"We all want to live forever, right? Wrong. Immortality is stupid."

"Some mysteries aren't questions to be answered."

"We are all invincible to bullets and it’s a miracle."

"We do not have answers. I am not certain we even have questions."

[oztheblackrabbit-deactivated201]

questions about your character.

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♥ - What does ‘love’ mean to them? ♠ - What are they afraid of? ♦ - What is one thing about them that they are most proud of? ♣ - What is one thing that they find embarrassing? (About them, others, things in general) ★ - Do they prefer daytime or nighttime and why? ☾- Are they prone to nightmares or dreamless sleep? ☼ - Something that/Someone who makes them happy. ☁ - If they’re caught out in the rain how do they react? ♪ - Are they musically inclined? ♫ - What kind of music do they enjoy? ✓ - How do they react to praise? ✕ - How do they handle rejection? ☺ - Do they prefer sour or sweet treats? ❄ -  Favorite season and why? ☮ - Do they have an idol or someone they look up to? ❤ - Do they have a love interest? ✖ - Who is someone they just cannot stand? ♔ - Do they value loyalty? ♕ - Do they trust easily?

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i can’t seem to fucking fall asleep, so like this post for a short banter starter. specify verse, too, if you want to.

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i got tagged by wardenkallian​ so here’s my desktop:

i have no idea how this tagging system works so i’ll tag some tumblr crushes?

wardenblondie​ fulluponcrazy​ swampwxtch​ and whoever else would like to~