Red Brunettes

Just a safe place for crazy fun short adventures to happen! Starring Issei Hyoudou from High School DxD and Peter Parker AKA Spider-man! Especially as our Red Dragon tries to help the spider with his bad luck! This is an SFW blog intnded just for posting shorts. There will be dirty jokes and stuff, but nothing NSFW.

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Peter: Hey I've been meaning to ask, what are some of the locked rooms for?

Issei: Oh. They are for when the girls visit.

Peter: I thought this was your man cave.

Issei: It's also like my office building. Point is I partly live here and the girls will come by.

Peter: Considering your relationship you'd think they'd sleep in your room. Unless....

Issei: Yeeeeep.

Peter: Wow. Just, wow.

Issei: Don't worry they are completely sound proof and there's magic and stuff to completely clean them.

Peter: That's a releif.

Issei: Plus we got extras so you can use a few yourself.

Peter: Excuse me!

Issei: Hey, we know what Black Cat is all about. Now you don't have the excuse of not having a private room.

Peter: That's not-! I mean-! I don't!

Issei: Just accept it without making a big deal.

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Peter thinking to himself (I hate to say it but he was right)

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Peter: Hey I've been meaning to ask, what are some of the locked rooms for?

Issei: Oh. They are for when the girls visit.

Peter: I thought this was your man cave.

Issei: It's also like my office building. Point is I partly live here and the girls will come by.

Peter: Considering your relationship you'd think they'd sleep in your room. Unless....

Issei: Yeeeeep.

Peter: Wow. Just, wow.

Issei: Don't worry they are completely sound proof and there's magic and stuff to completely clean them.

Peter: That's a releif.

Issei: Plus we got extras so you can use a few yourself.

Peter: Excuse me!

Issei: Hey, we know what Black Cat is all about. Now you don't have the excuse of not having a private room.

Peter: That's not-! I mean-! I don't!

Issei: Just accept it without making a big deal.

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Issei: You know, no matter who wins the world cup, in the end the people of Japan will win.

Peter: Didn't you guys get knocked out?

Issei: Yes, but Hatsune Miku continued.

Peter:....What?

Issei: So when Japan lost to Brazil, it sort of became a joke about Brazilian Hatsune Miku moving on. Or Brazil having custody of her... the point is Hatsune Miku continued.

Peter: And what this trend continued?

Issei: Yep.

Peter: How?

Peter:.....I don't know if Thor should see this.

Issei: And Norway just lost to England sooooo.....

Peter: And now she's British. Of course she is.

Issei: I think what's really important here is that Japans culture rules, and Hatsune Miku is the mascot of the 2026 Fifa World Cup.

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Peter: Are You sure this is ok?

Issei: Yeah man. You need a place to stay, and this house is way too big for just me.

Peter: I'm more confused why you have your own house. Didn't your girlfriend make you a mansion?

Issei: Yes and well live there happily together as a loving family. But Rias and the others all understand I need my own space. You know, a mancave.

Peter: This is a mancave?

Issei: How do you think I felt? I had to talk them out of one of those fancy ass houses that have glass walls all that pretentious crap.