[dayssinceivebeencursed-0]

"i feel like complete shit."

[flamboyantinsomniac]

Weighted blankets aren't enough I need to be crushed in a hydraulic press

[movietonight]

I'm too lazy to edit this better. Please accept this low effort offering.

[lostcryptids]

Hey it's me the thing from john carpenter's the thing

[kosmogrl]

[honeypleasejustkillme]

tis the season for the autistic meltdowns 🎄🥳✨

[dykebarbie]

where are my singing in the rain fans at

[remyfire]

[crisedoctobre]

who has done the most for the lgbt community and why is it jamie farr as corporal maxwell q klinger from mash

[remyfire]

D. S. Stylus, Director's Note // S4E1-2 Welcome to Korea // S7E23 Preventative Medicine // S9E14 Oh, How We Danced // S8E6 Period of Adjustment // S10E17 Where There's A Will, There's A War

[bowie-frommars]

THIS IS WHAT HE'S DOING WHEN HE ISN'T HARASSING OUR BOYS??!

[mussg0]

ok final post in a billion years bye bye

[depsidase]

[mallevsmaleficarum]

DICK CHENEY DIED THE DAY NYC ELECTED ITS FIRST MUSLIM MAYOR

[hearthawk]

Couldn't resist a bit of Valentine's fun with the birds at work! This is one of our ambassador red-tailed hawks, Jesse, trying to get at her snack! Jesse is a non-releasable ambassador, not a pet, and she had been at our facility for 25 years this year, so she deserves some love! (She is not very good at enrichment, so sometimes she needs 'help!')

[great-and-small]

I just LOVE Jesse!

[bunjywunjy]

[9prophets]

Is it even art if the movie doesn’t make you feel horny and uncomfortable?

[depsidase]

[what-even-is-thiss]

“Cats don’t actually love you”

A cat is a small creature in the middle of the food chain that is fully aware that you are a very large thing that could stomp its head in at any moment and yet it chooses to rest its tiny little head on your leg for a nap and spreads out on the floor near you exposing its belly and its most sensitive organs. It brings dead mice and bugs to you to share food.

Don’t you get it? This tiny thing trusts you. It wants to help you too. It licks your leg thinking that it’s helping. It kneads on you to find comfort. It shares its body warmth with you in the cold and gives you your space in the heat. It hisses at other mammals it sees outside including other cats in an effort to protect its family.

Cats love you so so much. But they will keep trying to eat plastic.