[threewayradio-deactivated202005]

Why would you fuck Adam sandler

it was on my bucket list 

[bee-enthusiast]

Does the ‘was’ entail you already have?

[threewayradio-deactivated202005]

yes

[afloweroutofstone]

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I have searched everywhere for this I almost thought I hallucinated it

[jumex]

hello….

[milky-mami]

CERTIFIED CURSED POST

[pettycentral]

[emmablowguns]

i’m just someone’s weird coworker

[knowwhatimeme]

[paper-mario-wiki]

a gallon of milk but with this kind of cap:

[iguanamouth]

quick suggestion

[lizzienoodles]

let me raise you an idea ive been keeping for years, just for this moment

[heatandapathy]

The unholy trinity.

[transmortifried]

[cindernet-explorer]

[yrakenveitbluther-deactivated20]

[catasters]

[matemisho]

Thorsty

[mattefier-deactivated20221118]

S C L O R M P

[officialjiggly]

[kurgy]

wheres seasons greasons

[kurgy]

[kurgy]

its that time of year again

[theangriestlittleunicorn]

It doesn’t have to be

[kurgy]

its not optional

[whitepeopletwitter]

[chrishemsworht]

#mood

[pancakeke]

so cops are dropping out because they can’t haul heavy equipment for 12 hour shifts while dealing with people screaming at them for a couple days? that’s just working retail thru the holidays baybee. no sympathy.

[teawitch]

Poor things. Try Disney World’s ELP twice a night wearing a 75 pound custom while dancing. I was 18, barely 5 foot tall, and weighed about 25 pound more than the costume. But it was a bit cooler than days when people would purposely ram you with strollers to get you to pose with their kids. (I mean, that’s a thought. Maybe arm the protesters with the old version of Disney strollers. Those things were indestructible.)

[1st-1]

The first humans sent on a voyage to another solar system might be greeted by humans who were sent later using faster space ships.

[task-mismanager]

[babyanimalgifs]

[vrgnmry]

WHY DID THIS HAVE TO END

[saysomethingsurreal]

OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDD

[cosmy]

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