Friendly Neighborhood Oracle

Names Rachel Elizabeth dare, wielder of the plastic blue hair brush, just your average Oracle from Camp Half-Blood.

[red-headed-batman]

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Good to know all this chaos is making someone happy!

[myfoothurtsrightnow]

One thing that I’ve learnt from the Percy Jackson books that makes me feel like I’m slowly crumbling into dust

I’m not even going to add humour to this.

Life is short.

You only have one shot at choosing how you spend it. 

If you choose wisely, people will remember you. 

Live it to your best ability, and try to make the most of it, or you’ll regret it later.

Take Jason, and compare him to Octavian, for instance.

What was different about those two?

Well, for starters, Octavian was remembered for bad things. He stuffed up his life decisions, and people barely remembered him. Jason, on the other hand, chose to spend his life wisely. 

Now you may say that he didn’t have a choice, because he had to leave his home at age TWO to go to some camp. And some of y’all criticize the whole “No personality” thing. You criticize Uncle Rick’s writing for giving him no personality. I’ve reread the Heroes of Olympus series multiple times, and when you dig deeper, he does have a personality in there. 

I can’t do a thesis or anything, because I don’t have the books on hand. But there are some examples that Jason does have “feelings” about his past. I don’t mean to take the life out of this fandom like some people do, because whenever I see things criticizing how everyone else wants to think, I feel like this fandom is becoming more and more toxic. This is just my opinion, however. If you disagree, you can tell me what you think. 

(Not gonna say Rick didn’t make mistakes, because there were some major flaws in his writing)

Getting back to the topic, I once saw some fanart with a question underneath it.

What separates the hero from the villian?

A single choice. 

Personally, they couldn’t have summed it up better. 

Thanks for reading.

[godsofhumanity]

Apollo: you need a hobby

Artemis: I have a hobby

Apollo: talking about how society is flawed is not a hobby

[godsofhumanity]

Artemis, about Orion: I wasn’t in love with him.

Apollo: Please, when he died, you stayed in your pyjamas for a month. And I even saw you eat a cheeseburger!

Everyone: *gasps*

[godsofhumanity]

Hermes: *traps a wasp under a cup*

Loki: *appears and sets down 2 more cups*

Hermes: N-no…

Loki: *starts to shuffle them*

[williamsherondales]

o for oracle of delphi chosen by @kuwei​​       ❝ Do you always try to kill people when they blow their nose?❞

[vithcy]

Make way for the true fashion icons of camp half blood

[dreamsoffools]

Painted percy up a bit so they slightly match. Slightly. Consistency is not my strong point.

[miavmore]

i’ve actually decided to try out this challenge, and naturally percy was my subject 

[nicodibaengelo]

Leo: Justice should always be served cold. Because if served warm, it will be justwater instead.

Jason:

Jason: If you ever, ever speak to me again-

[badpjoideas]

Apollo retells the entire pjo series in haikus

[taumoeba]

1. a boy named percy: he’s half sea and half dumb luck; the villain is luke.

2. satyr wedding time while stealing clarisse’s quest- now thalia’s back?!

3. annabeth falls off a cliff; they save artemis- alas, not zoe

4. luke is kronos and rachel elizabeth dare sees the shifting maze

5. the end of the world comes faster than they expect- a choice ends his days.

[paulblofish]

1. Three half-bloods to camp Jason, Leo, and piper; Hera made the switch

2. Find the god of death - The son of water will drown. The Greeks are coming.

3. The adventure starts To rescue the son of hell. Athena has been found.

4. They fall together The house of Hades must end Time is running out.

5. Greeks and Romans fight - Three will take back the statue. Nosebleeds end it all.

[sssssssim]

I know we don’t talk about these movies, but… they had their moments part 1 / part 2  / part 3

[sssssssim]

I know we don’t talk about these movies, but… they had their moments: part 1 / part 2 / part 3

          R I P T I D E

[sssssssim]

I know we don’t talk about the Percy Jackson movies, but… they had their moments: part 1 / part 2 / part 3

Every day, the story of Talia’s bravery inspires me and her tree protects my home. … but not always my head. 

[Percy getting out of the way while a dude falls off the climbing wall.]

[inkvild]

“Look. I didn’t want to be a sausage.”

Gods this is hilarious

[percy-the-sorcerer]

“Don’t feel bad, I’m usually about to sausage.” 

“We’re staying sausage,” he promised. “You’re not getting sausage from me. Never again.” 

“Don’t I get a sausage for luck? It’s kind of tradition, right?” 

“And it was pretty much the best underwater sausage of all time.” 

“My name is Percy Sausage.” 

[inkvild]

The Lightning sausage

The sea of sausages

The Titans sausage

The sausage of the labyrinth

The last sausage

[demidorks]

‘’The Lost sausage’’

‘’The son of sausage’’

‘’The Mark of sausage’’

‘’House of sausage’’

‘’Blood of sausage’’

———————

‘’Am I a troubled sausage? Yeah. You could say that’’

———————

“Seven sausage shall answer the call. To storm or fire, the world must fall. An oath to keep with a final breath, And foes bear arms to the Doors of Death.“ 

[hoesidon]

“Never seen Jason fly before,” Percy grumbled. “He looks like a blond sausage.”

[4-horsemen-of-the-riordanverse]

Annabeth: I don’t want to lie anymore.

Hazel: Annabeth-

Thalia: Lie about what?

Annabeth: [sighs] It’s Piper. I’ve been dating Piper.

Everyone: Piper??!!!!

Jason: [leaps up] Annabeth’s not the only one!

Nico: [gasps] You’re dating Annabeth, too?

Jason: What? No- I… [sighs] Percy’s always been my best friend, but now I love him.

Percy: [leaps up and hugs Jason]

Reyna: Wait a minute… [counting on her fingers] Annabeth and Piper… Jason and Percy? You mean… I’VE BEEN KEEPING MY RELATIONSHIP WITH THALIA A SECRET THIS WHOLE TIME FOR NOTHING???

Thalia: <3 <3 <3 Babe–

Nico: [uncontrollably sobbing] I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE!

Leo: Wait, you have a boyfriend?

Nico: Yeah… he’s that son of Apollo, Will.

Hazel: [throws hands up in the air] Now wait a gosh-darned second!!! Is there anybody else who’s going to come out?

[Silence]

Leo: [raises hand] I don’t like anyone.

[demidorks]

Piper: Can you do me a weird favor without asking any questions?

Leo: Isn’t that the bedrock upon which our friendship was founded?