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[waluigilover1]

The whole red vs blue button debate going around right now is stupid for multiple reasons, which can pretty much be summed up to it not being a real thought experiment. However, my main gripe with it is actually the fact that every time I hear the words “red vs blue” I am awakened like a sleeper agent.

[rvbaesthetic]

wait I don’t think I’ve done this since we’ve had polls here

Red Team or Blue Team?

Red Team

Blue Team

Voting ended onApr 16

[0utpost-alpha]

After two long nights, it’s finally finished

[redvsblueheritageposts]

Red vs Blue Heritage Post

[papanorth]

I think Tucker gets away with everything he does not least because he has the most beautiful smile in the world so when he starts going noooo ahaha dont hit me im just a little guyyyy you're actually compelled to listen.

[papanorth]

I don't know what he did. But it wasn't him

[lesbylers-blog]

speaking of clingy Tucker, who can forget his chorus journal entry that started off semi normal and ended up spiraling into him screaming crying throwing up about missing Wash

And the way Caboose goes "Oh yeah that makes sense" after Tucker says he was talking about Wash? Like I just know he was INSUFFERABLE for months moaning and groaning to everyone and their mothers about how much he missed his husband while they were separated

[ghouliflower]

red vs blue as textposts pt 3

[blood-gulch]

hey guys ithought everyone should know the pngs from roosterteeth's shutdown notice on their website's page now aren't actually sarge and caboose. its. uh.

simmons and blue simmons

[p0kern1ght]

[leonardalphachurch]

wash and tucker are in the showers and tucker notices his lack of wash’s lack of penis and asks him what happened to his dick and without thinking wash says “lost it in an explosion” and tucker is like. 🥺 i’m so sorry 🥺 i understand you now 🥺 you poor soul and wash doesn’t have the energy to tell him what a trans person is

[leonardalphachurch]

“hey church… i heard about what happened with wash…… is there anyway to fix it…?”

*thinking he’s talking about the epsilon incident* “uh, no, i’m sorry, you can’t just fix something like that”

“that’s so fucked tho… grey’s like a crazy genius can’t she make him a new one??”

*thinks he means a brain* “a new- you can’t just MAKE a new one, it wouldn’t be him anymore”

“fuck… i guess that’s true…. but i don’t know prefer a man made penis over nothing”

“……………….……………….…………….……………….…………….……………….……………………………….……………….……………….…………….……………….…………….……………….…..………….……………….……………….……………….…………………………….…………….……………….…………….………………. what.”

[leonardalphachurch]

a bunch of chorusians are following wash around like 😶😶😶 and he’s like. what. and they’re like is it true…. is your dick really exploded……. and wash decides that he needs to kill tucker.

he sits tucker down and is like tucker. i’m trans. and tuckers like oh my god you had a whole new dick put in and it got blown up???? tucker starts a fundraiser to get wash his dick back. wash doesn’t even WANT bottom surgery.

[texas-hates-taxes-too]

You can only reblog this on Tuesday

[gupshit]

FIRST TIME IVE MANAGED TO REBLOG ON A TUESDAY. YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I USUALLY ONLY SEE IT WEDNESDAY MORNING

[tremendously-crazy]

"Do you want a boyfriend/girlfriend?" no i want a best friend/roommate/soulmate that I can go on silly adventures with and hang out with and have deep intellectual discussions with and we can be life partners without any of the romance stuff