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Mike Driver
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
$LAYYYTER
EXPECTATIONS
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Aqua Utopia｜海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
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The Stonewall Inn
Jules of Nature
#extradirty
todays bird
Love Begins
Product Placement
Origami Around
cherry valley forever
Stranger Things
The Bowery Presents
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@tremendously-crazy
"Do you want a boyfriend/girlfriend?" no i want a best friend/roommate/soulmate that I can go on silly adventures with and hang out with and have deep intellectual discussions with and we can be life partners without any of the romance stuff
finally home. got my initial rabies vaccine. bat is gone. everything is a-ok now!
"Peggle make phone calls" has become shorthand for "fuck it, whatever" for me but no one ever knows what im talkingabout and it's also longer (longhand?)
peggle make phone calls
ACCIDENTALLY LEFT MY MACERATED APPLE SYRUP ON THE STOVE AND IT CARAMELIZED I GUESS?
it was super thick and dark and golden and bubbly so i took it off the heat. happy accident.
tastes delicious so good. idk what to do with it though
thank you for your recommendation! with brief consideration, it has been disregarded.
love how Rocky is always serving main character energy. dude steps up and leaves their smoking hot mate to go on a noble quest. Then everyone dies mysteriously and a fucking alien shows up who is somehow smart but also dumb as hell. So now bro has a lovable sidekick and you two save each other through the power of friendship multiple times. Then you figure out a way to save the fucking world and you get to go back home a hero. And your funny bestie alien sidekick comes with you because he thinks you're so cool. Rockys life is a movie. He's a legend.
This continues to be a top contender for favorite tweet
in the hospital. just got done with triage! rocky plush has been with me every step of the way so far-- from initial exposure to now! and im getting a rabies shot.
got a rocky plush and the first night of him watching me sleep a BAT came into my room and may have bitten me so im on the way to the hospital just in case now!
you couldnt imagine what it was like to be 10 years old and listen to radioactive by imagine dragons
its … it’s almost like it was enough to make your systems blow
I see so many people saying shit like "the way fandoms behave makes me really nervous to write the story I want to write, what if my fandom sucks" and I just want to sit down with all of them and be like it's ok, you don't have to worry, you're not going to be famous
Last year, I befriended a Catholic seminarian. We've gotten to be pretty decent friends. Seeing as he was staying in town for the summer and I wasn't, I entrusted him with caring for my plant.
He did a wonderful job, but as he was returning my plant to my custody, he explained "I watered her every other day, I gave her new dirt, moved her into the sunshine, prayed the rosary-"
"What?"
He looked at me, confused. "Isn't she a plant you pray with?"
"No," I said slowly. "She's a prayer plant. That's the... colloquial name of the plant."
Upon seeing his stricken face, I realized something went wrong. Turns out, this entire time, he's been including my plant in on his prayers and leaving her near icons.
Listen, totally cool. My plant becoming Catholic is a great deal for her not dying over the summer. But now I must navigate this interfaith household. Keep me in your thoughts.
Just like how Grace tells Rocky he kinda looks like a spider, I wonder if there’s an organism on Erid that disturbingly looks humanoid. I saw a fanart somewhere of Rocky seeing spiders as uncanny valley, so Grace definitely feels the same when he sees a humanoid creature on Erid.
A lot of the organisms on Erid reside in the atmosphere, so just imagine Grace and Rocky are sitting on the beach one day and there’s a loud thunk on the biodime. Grace looks up and does the iconic high pitched gosling scream. It sort of resembles a human, but its limbs are all weird, its flesh is hard, and there are SO many things wrong about it. But it’s humanoid enough to give him nightmares for days.
“Rocky….what the FUDGE is THAT?!”
“Oh, is Erid flying organism! Name is ♫ ♪ ♫. Sort of looks like Grace, question?”
“Rock, I never want to see one of those again.”
“Oh. Understand.”
me after every social blunder: I need to be taken out to the back and shot
im the best cog in the machine
I could really do with a reward or incentive
stay vigilant. there are still people out there who will try to convince you that eating fruit is somehow bad for your body
